NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Apologies if I have posted this previously


He was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and a gorgeous redhead was
sitting at the next table.  He had been checking her out since he sat
down but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air
and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and, afterwards, they went to
the theater followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared
her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with
interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman ... Are you this nice
to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies ...


Wait for it ...



It's coming...



The suspense is killing you, isn't it?



She said...



'You just happened to catch my eye.'

[Woolly Mammoth]

Excellent. Eye like it.

[Scrumpy]

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[Logicalman]

Lashes of laughs, cannot put a lid on them   :005:

[sunburywhite]

Havent you taught your pupils anything?

[Beamer]

Socket to them Peabody this is the right sight for such humour.

[GloucesterWhite]

50 lashes for that man. Aye aye Capt'n.

[dannyboi-ffc]

Haha good one Mr P. I can't believe I didn't SEE that one coming

[grandad]

Was her name Iris.?

[Peabody]

This is why I prefer to BROWse this forum

[Logicalman]

This is why I prefer to BROWse this forum

Hmm, very long-sighted of you sir 

[dannyboi-ffc]

A lot of sneaky sarcastic comments on this board. You know who you are, Dannyboi is keeping an EYE on you.

[Holders]

I give it 20/20

[Airfix]

She rolled her eyes at him.

He picked them up and rolled them back...

[f321ffc]

When they parted they agreed that they must meet again, she told him she would keep an EYE out for him. fp.gif 090.gif

[snarks]

I am but a PUPIL for this standard of joke telling

[blingo]

shudda gone to specsavers ;)

[Egham White]

The jokes get cornea !