NFR Joke

[Peabody]

SWANSEA COW.



The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. 
Then the town folk found out that they could buy a cow in Swansea quite cheaply. 
So, they brought the cow over from Wales .

It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

       They then bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,
So they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and
he was never able to do the deed.

The towns people were very upset and decided to go to
see the Vet, who was very wise, and tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

They explained "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away".

"If he approaches from the back, she moves forward".

"When he approaches her from the front, she backs off".

"If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,

"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Swansea ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Swansea .

"You are a truly wise and clever Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Swansea ?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:

"My wife is from Swansea"

[Logicalman]

Classic - though SWMBO is just about the strangle me for reading it to her!!  093.gif

[blingo]

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[jarv]

 064.gif  the best. Who cares about today's result when you can read jokes like this on here.