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NFR Joke

Started by Peabody, February 27, 2015, 11:09:05 AM

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Peabody



A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did.... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now..... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache

epsomraver

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sad news to add
The man who invented the Frisbee died peacefully yesterday aged 92.
For those who want to pay their respects, his body will be lying in state on top of his neighbour's garage over the next few weeks.

HatterDon

Every day during my self-imposed exile, I look for "Peabody" and "NFR Joke." It's the only thing I care to read these days.

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love4ffc

Keep em' coming sir.  It always makes my day!
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Kent Cassandra

At our age Mr P it is often us who have the headaches!!!
Cornish Cassandra 1996, Don Quixote 2002, Kent Cassandra 2009.

dannyboi-ffc

Great joke as always Mr P. They make FOF a better place so keep the punch lines flowing!
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