Why don't we just buy one of the top Championship squads - job lot?

[Robbie]

Offload pretty much the whole current squad and buy Bournemouth's top 10 players?  Or Derby? or M-Brough, plus manager?  It would probably cost less than £5 NET ...

[PokerMatt]

We'd also need Eddie Howe, Steve mcclaren or Aitor Karanka as well in that case because ours is clueless. I still wouldn't fancy our chances just with the players because, particularly in boro's case, the players aren't that much better as the table suggests.