It's been a while but NFR Joke

[Peabody]

 

A man is feeling terrible and goes to the doctor.

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. ...

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.

Then he gets the full house and wins £5000.

Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £780,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.

Bloody hell, says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!






















 

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[Fernhurst]

Thanks Mr P ...... You're on form

[Logicalman]

It's plain incredible where you come with these, just at the right time, every time. Well Done Mr. P, a gem sir, a real gem.

[love4ffc]

Well done sir.  As always a good one to take our minds off the pitch. 

[Mince n Tatties]

A cracker Mr P... 065.gif

[OdecaMynoT]

Well speaking as a buddhist, vegetarian vegan I find this joke deeply offensive and will be complaining to Mecca forthwith.

Hummphhhhh!

[Peabody]

Well speaking as a buddhist, vegetarian vegan I find this joke deeply offensive and will be complaining to Mecca forthwith.

Hummphhhhh!

Don't you mean Tibet?

[VicHalomsLovechild]

Well speaking as a buddhist, vegetarian vegan I find this joke deeply offensive and will be complaining to Mecca forthwith.

Hummphhhhh!

Don't you mean Tibet?

Has Tibet got a bingo hall?

[Peabody]

Not as far as I know, just pointing out that Mecca is not the place for Bhuddists.

[OdecaMynoT]

Well speaking as a buddhist, vegetarian vegan I find this joke deeply offensive and will be complaining to Mecca forthwith.

Hummphhhhh!

Don't you mean Tibet?



Mecca Bingo.

[oldgit]

The same man then decides to have a farewell party and invites all his friends around to say goodbye. The party is a great success and everyone has a great time until about 3 am when several of his best mates start to go home. When he asks why they were going he was told 'its OK for you but we have to go to work tomorrow'

[bobbo]

made me chuckle mr p