The Fulham canteen

[NorthernWhite]

I hope Jol does join as I'd be genuinely excited by his arrival.

Would we have to monitor the Fulham canteen though as there were stories of Spurs being overweight during his reign? Do you remember Paul Robinson starting to look like big Jim Stannard?

Who would our all time fat XI be?

It would have to be big Jim in goal.

[White Noise]

Pembo?  :011:

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/cottagers-hit-back-at-fat-claims

[White Noise]

Now that Eamonn Holmes has taking out an injunction against theBBC and Jon Culshaw to stop them mamking fun of his gargantuan appetite perhaps Mr Culshaw can move on to Big Mart. I understand he polished this little morsel off with a nice chianti and some fava beans!

[LBNo11]

...Brian Dear and John 'Budgie' Byrne (both ex wet spam) did a good impression of a sauropod between them...

[finnster01]

Well, when it comes to the slight pudgy department, nobody looked worse than Jan Molby during his latter playing days. He made even Fat Frank Lampard look slim.

[os5889]

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn



Sir Nev in goal

[os5889]

And who forgets the CheleARse goalkeeper Willy Foulke....