NFR Joke

[Peabody]

 

Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this!

One day, in a queue at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend  that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down  at Aldi's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's  wrong and what to do about It. It takes ten seconds and costs ten pounds. It's a lot quicker than going to see a doctor.

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi's.
He deposits ten pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
         
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
         
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi's."  
         
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He  mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good  measure.  
         
Joe  hurries back to Aldi's, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars,  pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
         
The computer printed the following:
         
1.  Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle  9)
2. Your dog  has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal  shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your  daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab
4. Your wife is  pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a  lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.  

Thank  you for shopping at Aldi.

[Mince n Tatties]

Nice one Mr P...

[blingo]

Very good Mr P  064.gif 064.gif 064.gif