NFR Joke (Bit rude though)

[Peabody]

> A
> farmer
> ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
> arrived when his wife
> was out of town, he decided to test it on himself
> first.

> So, he
> inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned
> on the switch and
> everything else was automatic.

> Soon,
> he
> realized that the equipment provided him with much more
> pleasure than his wife
> did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that
> he couldn't remove
> the instrument from his 'member'.

> He read
> the
> manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
> disengage himself. He
> tried every button on the instrument, but still without
> success. Finally, he
> decided to call the supplier's Customer Service hot line
> with his mobile phone
> (Thank god for mobile phones!).

> "Hello,
> I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
> fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

> "Don't
> worry," replied the customer service rep, "The
> machine will release
> automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day

[jarv]

Made me chuckle while having my morning tea.

[Andy S]

Very good

[BestOfBrede]

Made me chuckle while having my morning tea.

I hope you don't take milk!  :005:

[BestOfBrede]

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries

[Jimpav]

This is one of your best yet Mr Peabody.