NFR Joke

[Peabody]

A Yorkshireman wakes up with a sore bum. So he goes the shop and says to the shopkeeper "nah then lad, do you sell arse cream?" To which the shopkeeper says "we certainly do, what do you want a magnum or a cornet?".

[filham]

Yes, another good joke to  to help us poor suffering soles on this board through what is becoming the doldrums.
Peabody, please line a really good one up for Saturday night. I have a feaeing things have not yet bottomed out and we are going to need more than a cornet or two to lift us.