silent for two hours

[Barrett487]

Nobody's posted on this forum in 2 hours.... what does that tell you?

I don't post very often because of the vitriol and lack of empathy of other's views.






As i post the flood gates have opened, lol

[ron]

Nobody's posted on this forum in 2 hours.... what does that tell you?

I don't post very often because of the vitriol and lack of empathy of other's views.






As i post the flood gates have opened, lol

It was just beer o'clock on a normal Friday night.

[St Eve]

And nobody played football against Blackburn Tueday night for an hour and a half. There's a pattern here

[YankeeJim]

Actually, no one complained for two hours. Look on the positive side.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Sorry I'm late, an awful day.
Firstly I went to get my car out and there was an elephant in my driveway.
Then I got stuck behind a Ferrari on the motorway.
Then I got my tyres stuck in the tramlines and had to go all the way to Petersburg to turn round.
I stopped for a coffee and there was this gorgeous brunette who needed a lift back to her apartment.
WE get back there and her twin was home.................well, you know how that goes.
I drove home exhausted, the elephant had gone but there was a giant turtle on my driveway which I
was able to move myself, but not before it snapped at me, taking a big chunk out of my left ear.
The ambulance arrived really quickly and before I know it I was sedated and sort of floating ........wow
Then, would you believe it I just woke up about 5 minutes ago, and would you believe it, my ear was fine.

[Mince n Tatties]

I had to lay low for a bit yesterday,as my wife
thinks this forum is all a front,and I'm actually chatting
to Sandra Bullock all the time...

[nose]

i think the MB is quiet. we are all shell shocked and needed a period of calm. I suspect if we loses acouple more things will kick off again... if we win a couple then talk of a late surge will appear!!!

[ron]

I think we should all welcome what quiet there is  in these coming months. There's bound to be rather a lot of noise and thunder in the run-up to June 23rd.

[Berserker]

Ah but Ron threads could well be deemed too political so you may not see many

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

That Elephant that was blocking you in your driveway.
What colour was he, and was it an African Elephant or an Indian Elephant ?
It was a dromedary
Those twins you met, were they identical ?
Difficult to tell, one was male
Also which one of your ears was bitten, left or right ?
the lobe
What glue did you use to stick your behind to a Ferrari ?
UHU
Also were your tyres stuck to the tramlines with the same glue.
NO of course not
Why did you turn round at St Petersburg, what was wrong with turning square, or oblong or triangular ?
They only have round and oval
Why did you stop for a coffee, can't you multitask ?
I needed a tinkle as well
Why was it an awful day, and why were you late, Petersburg isn't exactly the other side of the world ?
It's a crap hole
Why were you exhausted, and why did you drive home when you left the twins ?
They asked me to do some decorating for them and of course I had to wait for the cake to set
But one thing I cannot believe, is that you moved that Giant Turtle from your driveway on your own.

To be honest, it was a giant turtle's egg, so I just kick it out of the way, and would you believe....................

[grandad]

It´s very quiet on here tonight. Oh, we won, got a clean sheet & scored from a corner. That is why I suppose.

[NogoodBoyo]

Maybe we won, the manager managed well and that girl in the Putney end was taken away before she could streak.
Nogood "good things come in threes, isit" Boyo

[NogoodBoyo]

On the other hand, it could be that there is no more to be said.  We've exhausted every topic.  And no mega rock start has died today.
Nogood "just saying, isit" Boyo