My boss is a Brighton fan.

[fcfulham55]

Any ideas on a blow out excuse?

[fcfulham55]

Best excuse wins an undisclosed prize of some sort.

[ScalleysDad]

Even post Europa the world was still my oyster but more recently I have learned it is far better to pee on the lightning and find a quiet place to cry. Walk right up to him and tell him you have just seen the Championship winners after seeing the silkiest football for months. Well done you, up the Albion.

the crying in private process is then all yours

[Rhys Lightning 63]

Food poisoning from a dodgy bit of rock you bought this afternoon

[PokerMatt]

Just quit. Easier.

[davew]

Best excuse wins an undisclosed prize of some sort.

We don't need excuses we are what we are, useless!! Disclose the name of the prize and you will get a lot of entries, I have got a long list of excuses already, most of them taken from managers, previous managers, coaches, FFC management previous comments, that gives me an unfair advantage as most people seem to have overlooked them (lol).

[H4usuallysitting]

5 lucky goals?

[EJL]

Tell him that result will be as misleading as our three wins on the bounce. Take the edge off that smugness.

Fulham lie down and die after a winning run. Fulham can't defend set-pieces. Fulham let down thousands of travelling fans fuelled on misplaced optimism. Water is wet.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Doom is in the air once again.

[Holders]

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

[filham]

Head down, work hard and late and at the right moment mumble something about letting our best players go to Brighton.

[Shredhead]

My boss is as well (except like 4 out of 5 Brighton fans he's only started going in the last 3 years and really supports another club). I think he'll have the good sense to leave me alone for a few days.

[Toby Ward-Smith]

We want them promoted so let them win