The 2016 Official Silly Summer Season Transfer Thread

[Legate21]

Registered in time for tomorrows game?

[bill taylors apprentice]

Its not 2pm yet, must be time to announce another signing before close of business today ?

[Tooting legend]

Looking at clips on you tube he plays very high up the pitch more so then a midfielder could he be the striker even though it clearly states he's a midfielder? Have a look your see what I mean.

[Mince n Tatties]

Its not 2pm yet, must be time to announce another signing before close of business today ?

Yes it is its 14-14...Sorry couldn't let it pass.

[fulhamben]

The club are delighted to announce that jozabed will be having his testimonial against Brentford next week,with all proceeds going to charity. Although he is yet to make a first team appearance, slavisa has said that he has trained well over the last ten years for us. Finally got our Man. He will take cairney position, with tom slotting in to tunnis imo

[cmg]

Great signing! Maybe the medical took an entire week, a week for setting up the cones on the training field and then a week for editing the video footage! :) welcome aboard

This is the second video to be produced.
The original video was in black and white.

[King_Crud]

Apologies if this has already been mentioned but rumours we are in for Stefan Johansen from Celtic (BBC and the sun)

I wondered what he'd been up to since he stopped car racing

[mkras99]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2016/august/12/head-coach-video

Mentions wanting and need "fresh blood".

[cmg]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2016/august/12/head-coach-video

Mentions wanting and need "fresh blood".

And sounds really sinister when he says it. How far is Novi Sad from Transylvania?

[alexmur]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2016/august/12/head-coach-video

Mentions wanting and need "fresh blood".

And sounds really sinister when he says it. How far is Novi Sad from Transylvania?

he dies a very good impression of borat

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[Steven Ageroad]

Registered in time for tomorrows game?

As it's rumoured that he has been training at MP all week, he may well start!!

[fulhamben]

Registered in time for tomorrows game?

As it's rumoured that he has been training at MP all week, he may well start!!

But slavisa said they were just that, rumours ;)

[Twig]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2016/august/12/head-coach-video

Mentions wanting and need "fresh blood".

And sounds really sinister when he says it. How far is Novi Sad from Transylvania?

Joka's castle is no distance and there are many in his family who prefer the moon to the sun.

[Steven Ageroad]

Registered in time for tomorrows game?

As it's rumoured that he has been training at MP all week, he may well start!!

But slavisa said they were just that, rumours ;)

Well,it's been rumoured that he may well start the game tomorrow!!

[Snibbo]

Wilson coming according to this

Manchester United forward James Wilson is set to join Championship side Fulham on loan for the season. According to reports, both have agreed the terms of a loan deal and the striker will be playing in Fulham's colours next season.
Read more at http://www.unitedramble.com/fee-agreed-manchester-united-announce-another-transfer-deal/#ZpFOvDeSloxqrCa6.99

[Mince n Tatties]

Patrick Bamford to join Ross at Villa.

[CincyFulham1]

Patrick Bamford to join Ross at Villa.

They still won't get promoted back to the Prem.

[grandad]

Wilson coming according to this

Manchester United forward James Wilson is set to join Championship side Fulham on loan for the season. According to reports, both have agreed the terms of a loan deal and the striker will be playing in Fulham's colours next season.
Read more at http://www.unitedramble.com/fee-agreed-manchester-united-announce-another-transfer-deal/#ZpFOvDeSloxqrCa6.99

By them saying "next season" makes me think this is an old story. It has been going around since the start of the window.

[Twig]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2016/august/12/head-coach-video

Mentions wanting and need "fresh blood".

And sounds really sinister when he says it. How far is Novi Sad from Transylvania?

Joka's castle is no distance and there are many in his family who prefer the moon to the sun.

This is extremely worrying, and precautions must be taken. From now on I propose that every new player " fresh blood " should be vigilantly checked to ensure they have no bite marks on their necks, and they are not suspiciously pale and anaemic.
Furthermore to reasure supporters, the club should present to each person coming through the turnstiles a Crucifix, a plate of Garlic, a Mirror and a Stake, and advised to stay in the Sun, to ensure their safety. 

Almost perfect, I think the club also needs to issue each home supporter with a silver bullet. Is that correct? 

[westcliff white]

seems (according to twitter, meaning for what it is worth) that we are still talking to Man Utd re Wilson