The 2016 Official Silly Summer Season Transfer Thread

[Holders]

Wiltshire is a good player but if he were to come to get more game time that would imply to the others (and we have some good ones now) that he almost automatically gets a starting berth. That wouldn't be good for morale.

[grandad]

We don´t need any more midfielders. We need 2 good strikers. Would prefer permanent signings but at this stage would take loanees.

[Holders]

Agreed, it's two forwards we need.

[Mince n Tatties]

Dont know why we are talking about him, John Cross
is a gooner, he was being sarcastic about us Imo..

[Mince n Tatties]

Yes two more strikers and the Jigsaw is complete.

Jigsaw thats the word.
Wish people would stop calling them Puzzles... :031:

[Mince n Tatties]

Larnell Cole remember him, on trial at Charlton.

[grandad]

Free Larnell Cole.

[Friendsoffulham]

Larnell Cole remember him, on trial at Charlton.

Yes he invented the Jigsaw, whilst waiting for Fulham to play him.
On Trial you said, hmmm, is it in a Crown Court or a Magistrates, what has he done.
He is innocent.

Although this is the Silly Season Transfer Thread, can we please try to keep the silliness to transfer related topics, without taking this thread completely off track.

[f321ffc]

Larnell Cole remember him, on trial at Charlton.

Yes he invented the Jigsaw, whilst waiting for Fulham to play him.
On Trial you said, hmmm, is it in a Crown Court or a Magistrates, what has he done.
He is innocent.

Although this is the Silly Season Transfer Thread, can we please try to keep the silliness to transfer related topics, without taking this thread completely off track.

:plus one:

[Mince n Tatties]

I believe Herman Jigsaw is a Romanian striker we have been looking at.
Sorry I will go away now. fp.gif

[MJG]

I believe Herman Jigsaw is a Romanian striker we have been looking at.
Sorry I will go away now. fp.gif

But I've heard he goes to pieces in the box


:Get Coat gif:

[Mince n Tatties]

I believe Herman Jigsaw is a Romanian striker we have been looking at.
Sorry I will go away now. fp.gif

But I've heard he goes to pieces in the box


:Get Coat gif:

:005:

[Legate21]

Liverpool will rebuff any further interest in Danny Ings prior to Wednesday night's transfer deadline after Sunderland became the latest Premier League club to try to sign the striker on loan, reports the Liverpool Echo.

Thats one I would have liked off the list.

[Mince n Tatties]

Bamford signs for Burnley.

[westcliff white]

Liverpool will rebuff any further interest in Danny Ings prior to Wednesday night's transfer deadline after Sunderland became the latest Premier League club to try to sign the striker on loan, reports the Liverpool Echo.

Thats one I would have liked off the list.

4 prem clubs enquired so was a long shot for us

[alexmur]

The word " Jigsaw" as defined in the English Oxford Collins Dictionary....is a puzzle consisting of a picture printed on cardboard or wood, and cut into various pieces of different shapes that have to be fitted together.
Also it is a machine saw with a fine blade, enabling it to cut curved lines on a sheet of wood, metal or plastic.

woolly you must have gotten a dictionary for Christmas, I don't want to spoil the end of it for you,  but the zebra did it.

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[westcliff white]

Macheda released by Cardiff, was seemingly set for good things

[NogoodBoyo]

I believe Herman Jigsaw is a Romanian striker we have been looking at.
Sorry I will go away now. fp.gif

But I've heard he goes to pieces in the box


:Get Coat gif:

Our Modfather wrote:
"Although this is the Silly Season Transfer Thread, can we please try to keep the silliness to transfer related topics, without taking this thread completely off track."

I'd say, HELL NO; then we wouldn't see gems like this that make the wait in the August sun somewhat tolerable.
Nogood "there should always be a place for humour, see" Boyo

[Mince n Tatties]

Macheda released by Cardiff, was seemingly set for good things

Another Ego buster who thought he was the next Pele.
Morrison, Rodwell and a few others.

[westcliff white]

Watford sign our old boy Stefano Okaka also from Anderlecht

Was a fee declared?

Watford have not announced but I will find out tomorrow

It seems a strange deal, the fee is undisclosed, but he has been loaned to Udinese straight away, I say strange as Anderlecht signed a play from Udinese for an undisclosed fee and that player had just signed for them from Lokeren