Club names are a bit tame

[finnster01]

I was thinking the other day about how relatively tame many of the names of English clubs are. Now, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with the modest "Football Club", "United", "City" etc., but a bit more colour wouldn't hurt in my book.

In the US and you look at the American Football version, there are some good names and some just strange or even ridiculous. For example (and ignoring the racial issue), calling a team Washington Redskins does not make and sense to me. I have been to Washington many times and the only Indians I have seen were working in a restaurant. That name sounds more like a bunch of English on holiday in Spain (maybe that should be purple skins actually).

So if you were to rename a Prem club what would it be? What would be an apt name? What should Fulham be called, etc?

I'll start with a few:

Hull Retards
Manchester Plastics
Tottenham Hotdogs
Arsenal Toyguns
Liverpool Like
Blackpool Totties

etc. give us some more

[CorkedHat]

I have gone beyond the Premier League but here are a few you can consider...


Fulham Cream
Nottingham Sheriffs
Notts County Deputies
Sunderland Flyingboats
Leicester Piggotts
Portsmouth Bankrupts
Derby Anjoans
Bristol Titties
Hull Losers
Watford Gaps
Oldham Batteries
Huddersfield Milkmaids
Brighton Rocks
Plymouth Brethren
Barnet Hairnets
Accrington Livingstone
Oxford Bags

[leonffc]

Luton MIGS
Chelsea headhunters
Portsmouth 657crew
Stoke naughty forty

[leonffc]

I have gone beyond the Premier League but here are a few you can consider...


Fulham Cream
Nottingham Sheriffs
Notts County Deputies
Sunderland Flyingboats
Leicester Piggotts
Portsmouth Bankrupts
Derby Anjoans
Bristol Titties
Hull Losers
Watford Gaps
Oldham Batteries
Huddersfield Milkmaids
Brighton Rocks
Plymouth Brethren
Barnet Hairnets
Accrington Livingstone
Oxford Bags

You have too much time on your hands me ol' mucker. Some good ones in there though  :54:

[LBNo11]

Harry's Hotspurs
Chel$ea Czars
Fulham Sphinxs'
Bolton Builders
Arsenal Whingers
Blackburn Charcoals
Blackpool Rockers
Wigan Toupees

[CorkedHat]

I have gone beyond the Premier League but here are a few you can consider...


Fulham Cream
Nottingham Sheriffs
Notts County Deputies
Sunderland Flyingboats
Leicester Piggotts
Portsmouth Bankrupts
Derby Anjoans
Bristol Titties
Hull Losers
Watford Gaps
Oldham Batteries
Huddersfield Milkmaids
Brighton Rocks
Plymouth Brethren
Barnet Hairnets
Accrington Livingstone
Oxford Bags

You have too much time on your hands me ol' mucker. Some good ones in there though  :54:

Yeah, it's sad isn't it?  :012:

[TheDaddy]

Fulham favorites
Oldham carefully
Bristol busters
Brighton and Hove tran-genders,bisexuals,homo,no it is homosexual Albion.
Charlton not so athletic
Preston no end
Hartlepool Monkeys

[CorkedHat]

Queens Park Masturbators :014:

[Tom]

Queens Park Masturbators :014:

lol, oh sh!t..... :011:

[Tom]

chelsuck douche bags

[boxhockcycsock]

Arsenal Raiders
Blackburn Ward
Bolt on Tits                                 (Everybody in Los Angeles has these)
the dark sideburns
Liverpool Chlorine
New Castle Smell                          (Don't they sell air-fresheners like this?)
Wolverhampton Carrion                  (playing dead is their best defense)
Wigan Wankers