The mystery striker challenge

[dannyboi-ffc]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mystery striker
Mystery striker who?.......
?????

This is where you guys come in. Name two strikers below, 1 a serious punt and the other can be as random as you want to be.

I will pick the best random one after the mystery striker in the building is officially revealed. The serious guesses will be proved right or wrong in due course. Let's see how many get it right.

I'm going .....

Serious- Cyriac
Random- Danny Ings (loan)

[bog]

Marcus Rashford would do for me on loan cos he aint going to get in there for a while... :022:

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[Rhys Lightning 63]

Serious - Cyriac
Random - Brian McBride. After the Hope Solo fiasco, he's on a mission to prove that U.S footballers aren't all bad afterall

[H4usuallysitting]

Stefano Okaka Chuka ( I think that's how you spell it) from Anderlecht.... Wouldn't be a bad shout

[f321ffc]

Sergi Enrich

Arthur Scargill

[Dodgin]

Sergi or Balotelli

[fulhamben]

well this is fulham, and we have a track record of brandishing players as different positions to whaT THEY ARE. I LOST COUNT OF THE TIMES THAT THE LIKES OF DEMPSEY AND RUIZ GOT MOVED FROM THE MIDFIELD SECTION on the official player section to the forward section, and back again depending what numbers are currently in that section at the time. even now we have ayite down as a forward and kavenagh as a midfielder just to balance things out at the moment. so it wouldnt surprise me if our mystery striker was actually neeskin. cue mince having a breakdown

[..FOF..]

Sergi

Olivier Giroud... Hitting 30 with contract ending in 2018... worth a shot if money is not an issue to Khan :D

[Mince n Tatties]

Zimmerframe Tarantula Hickopole.
Leading scorer in Outer Mongolia for the last 5 seasons.. 049:gif
But would like the name Ronnie on his Shirt..

[Barrett487]

Nicklas Bendtner   fp.gif

[rusty shackleford]

Victor Anichebe

[Snibbo]

Sergi Enrich

Jamie Mackie

[westcliff white]

Rashford not available for loan
Okaka Chuka was meant to go to some arab club but it fell through, may not be a bad shout


If there is a mysterious striker then .....
My serious one is Cyriac

My longshot is Rhodes

My wild card Okaka Chuka

[Beamer]

Mitroglou
Mitroglou

Hang on he's probably injured.

[LVBPTS]

isnt that the same Stefano Okaka we had on loan a few years back from Roma or someone?

[glenhodgso]

Edu... 

Darren Bent

[PokerMatt]

The Irish kaka. Now that's a blast from the past

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Robin Van Persie (33 now) and must be sick of eating menemen and kebabs by now.

Could be yearning for Fish and Chips (with mushy peas) Bangers and Mash, Bubble and Squeek,
Sausage Toad, Cornish Pasties, Faggots, Jellied Eels or Chicken Tikka.

The sort of foods he would have eaten at Arsenal and Manchester United.

Close your eyes Robin and imagine the adulation you would receive at the Cottage and the
succulent taste of Stargazey Pie or a Donner Kebab, washed down with a refreshing can of Tizer.
Sound to good to be true, why not a couple of years at CC and MP and by the way we're in
South West London (the best part) 
We can arrange a taxi from Heathrow or I'm sure there would be lots of volunteers who would
pick up you and the wife.

[Southcoastffc]

Jean-Kevin Augustin (young lad at PSG), for under ?2m

Has to be Bobby Zamora.  He'd do a good job for us, even now.

[ToodlesMcToot]

Cyriac

Berbatov