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Offline Zendra

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Fulham clobber et al
« on: November 16, 2016, 09:29:33 PM »
This morning we were woken by my Fulham alarm clock. I then used my Fulham tootbrush to clean my teeth and washed my hair with Fulham shampoo before drying with my Fulham towel. At work I was wearing my Fulham cuff l.inks , tie and boxer shorts. When I came home I put on a Fulham sweatshirt and my Leggat sweater. My new Fulham Xmas jumper came today with a Fulham blanket.  Trouble is my wife has forbidden me to buy anything else from the club shop - she says I have too much stuff  already.  Women are so unreasonable!


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Re: Fulham clobber et al
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2016, 09:34:14 PM »
When I (mis-)read the title, I thought we had smashed the Israeli Airlines side in a closed-doors friendly.

Offline SP

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Re: Fulham clobber et al
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2016, 09:36:21 PM »
Good man.  My wife recently undertook an unauthorised cull of my Fulham rain jackets, I don't think 8 jackets is unreasonable?

Offline Fulham1959

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Re: Fulham clobber et al
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2016, 10:48:17 PM »
In 1959 (aged 11 and living in Stoke), I saw a Fulham ballpoint pen advertised in Charles Buchan's Football Monthly.

It was relatively expensive but I just had to have it.  I remember doing some extra chores for the money and then heading to the post office to get the appropriate value postal order.  I wrote off for the pen and eagerly awaited its arrival.

It duly came . . . but the bl**dy thing never wrote properly.  I think the ink was all dried-up.


Offline Ichabod Magoo

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Re: Fulham clobber et al
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2016, 04:20:41 AM »
Did you flush a Fulham toilet or was it a Chelski one?