Fulham clobber et al

[Zendra]

This morning we were woken by my Fulham alarm clock. I then used my Fulham tootbrush to clean my teeth and washed my hair with Fulham shampoo before drying with my Fulham towel. At work I was wearing my Fulham cuff l.inks , tie and boxer shorts. When I came home I put on a Fulham sweatshirt and my Leggat sweater. My new Fulham Xmas jumper came today with a Fulham blanket.  Trouble is my wife has forbidden me to buy anything else from the club shop - she says I have too much stuff  already.  Women are so unreasonable!

[cmg]

When I (mis-)read the title, I thought we had smashed the Israeli Airlines side in a closed-doors friendly.

[SP]

Good man.  My wife recently undertook an unauthorised cull of my Fulham rain jackets, I don't think 8 jackets is unreasonable?

[Fulham1959]

In 1959 (aged 11 and living in Stoke), I saw a Fulham ballpoint pen advertised in Charles Buchan's Football Monthly.

It was relatively expensive but I just had to have it.  I remember doing some extra chores for the money and then heading to the post office to get the appropriate value postal order.  I wrote off for the pen and eagerly awaited its arrival.

It duly came . . . but the bl**dy thing never wrote properly.  I think the ink was all dried-up.

:-(

[Ichabod Magoo]

Did you flush a Fulham toilet or was it a Chelski one?