Man Utd Caption Competition - No.2

[White Noise]

[AlFayedsChequebook]

Danny Murphy: You stood on my foot you idiot!

[White Noise]

The FX-Pro girls are back!

[Lighthouse]

Linesman - I wonder if its fish cakes for supper - Oh damn has something happened.

[SoCalJoe]

Murphy: 'It's called deodorant!!"

The Assistant Ref thoughts: 'Didn't Walton get the memo about ManUre getting all the calls'

[WhiteJC]

lino "oh bugger, there goes my new car"

[michaelread]

Linesman "Oh fark, now were going to have to play a 7 minute injury time, I just wanna get home to Eastenders"

[SuffolkWhite]

"EVERYONE JUMP JUMP JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP JUMP JUMP AROUND"

Hughes " Don't you know that one Lino" 

[JBH]

"You put your right arm in, your right arm out, in out in out shake it all about"

Come on Lino join in  

[vagrant]

Linesman :-  What's the ref bloody playing at ?  Doesn't he know it's ManUre !!  Disallow it you fool !!!

[ToodlesMcToot]

Linesman: Hey! Look! Something's happened down that end of the pi.....wait a minute.....something's happening with my bum.

[JezamyBates]

Hands up if you still believe

[bog]

Danny:- why didn't someone tell me I had that shooting stick upside down!

[LordNelson]

Linesman:  "What happened to that blue flag?"

[os5889]

Looks like Al Fayeds fitted a Heineken fridge

NEW Heineken Commercial - verry funny

[bog]

Why didn't someone tell we I had the shooting stick upside down!