Confucius say

[TheDaddy]

1 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
2 He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
3 Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
4 Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
5 He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
6 Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
7 Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
8 He who run behind bus get exhausted.
9 Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
10 Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
11 He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs

[LBNo11]

...girl who sits on jockey's lap gets hot tip..!

[FatFreddysCat]

Man who go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly finger.

[Fernhurst]

FREDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY  some of us havn't had our breakfast yet... :dft002:




LOL!!!