Chris martin chant.

[SuffolkWhite]

OOOOOH Chrissy will be coming round the Cottage when he comes
Chrissy will be coming round the Cottage when he comes
He'll be coming round the Cottage coming round the cottage when he comes
Chrissy Martin
Chrissy Martin
Chrissy Martin

[Pie and mash]

Snake snake snake snake snake (repeat)

[H4usuallysitting]

Martin like 99% of footballers are greedy.... He thought the grass was greener......so, we played without him and didn't miss him (yes, we do need another striker).... He has now had to eat humble pie and his "injury" has made a remarkable journey.....McClaren calling him Chrissy was code for we're signing Nugent, but playing with your head at the same time

[H4usuallysitting]

Song for Martin...to what ever tune you like

"Martin you're crap - even Derby don't want you"

[Woolly Mammoth]

Snake snake snake snake snake (repeat)

Trouser Snake

[Baszab]

 I thought he put a lot of effort in and played well