"CHRIS MARTIN" twitter account

[Stillbelieve]

Many apologies if old news but just saw it pop up and quite funny

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisMartin_no9

[love4ffc]

Some funny but rather sad things there.  He can hope and wish for a Derby return but I hope he continues to be a professional while playing for FFC.  In the end it is no good to hold a player that does not want to be at the club so if he wants to leave in the summer I hope the club allows him. 

Some quotes for those who are not on twitter.

"Striker for Derby County & Scotland. Currently being held against my will at Fulham. parody. Often referred to as 'The Wardrobe' #CM9"

"Always loved it a Fulham to be honest"

[MikeW]

Is he drunk?  Talk about press the self destruct button?

[gezkc]

Is he drunk?  Talk about press the self destruct button?

Um, you do realise it's not really his account?

[love4ffc]

Is he drunk?  Talk about press the self destruct button?

Um, you do realise it's not really his account?

Is this really a fake account?  I did not realize. 

[AlexW132]

Relax people, it's a parody account

[davew]

Relax people, it's a parody account

Whoever he plays for next season he is helping screw ours!!!