Friday Joke Time

[mrmicawbers]

Chap comes home drunk again and his wife tells him if he does it again shes leaving.He's madly in love with her and agrees it won't happen again.
The next Friday there's a leaving do and attends gets stupid drunk and gets sick all over himself in the toilets.
He realises hes in trouble and confides with a work colleague about his wife leaving.His colleague advises him to tell his wife that somebody got sick on you and stick a twenty pound note in your jacket and say the guy gave it to you for the cleaning bill.
He gets home and tells the wife the story he had agreed with the fellow at work and pulls the money out to show her.
OK she say but why have you got £40 .
Oh that was from the other bloke who shat in my pants.