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How nice of Mr Khan.

Started by rogerpbackinMidEastUS, May 07, 2017, 04:12:23 PM

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rogerpbackinMidEastUS

To charter a Jumbo for 300 of us to come to the final.
Especially as it's all free.

I would hate to be living in Florida as the plane will start from Jacksonvill and go to Georgia
then Texas, California, Indiana, all sorts of other places, Boston, New York and finally
Washington DC (my stop)
Floridians would be on the plane for 3 days each way however Cheese and Branston Pickle
sandwiches and unlimited alcohol will be served regularly.
It is estimated that on arrival the plane will smell like the old PanAm flight from Bombay and
Teheran to Heathrow in the 70's
Watching 24 hour re-runs of Downton f***ing Abbey will be mandatory.

With all of that and a one night site-seeking stopover in the Faroe Islands, which will no doubt
prove a challenge for the pilot, I am amazed at his generosity in also offering the following....

Free accommodation in either the Dorchester or the Kings Hotel in Tufnell Park (closer to Wembley)
4 tickets per person and introduction to a licensed 'Ticket Reprocessing Consultant'
A match day program, rosette, scarf and rattle.
A cocktail reception hosted by Ostrich Watch, Stan Boardman, Robbie Savage and Harry Rednapp
A tour of Stamford Bridge
An after-game curry in Wembley Tandoori hosted by Logicalman and GJ
Tickets for the FA Cup Final on the 27th (optional)  zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tickets for the Princess Diana Fashion Collection viewing.
An open-top site-seeing bus ride around White City.
Cocktails with the US Ambassador and Kim Kardashian in Grosvenor Square.

Thank You Mr Khan
VERY DAFT AND A LOT DAFTER THAN I SEEM, SOMETIMES

SP

It's disappointing that he isn't reforming the Cravenettes for you.

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filham

The expectations of us older fans doesn't go beyond a free pie and we can't remember that ever happening.


Fulham1959

I love Downton Abbey and I'm proud to say so.

Dodger53

Quote from: filham on May 07, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
The expectations of us older fans doesn't go beyond a free pie and we can't remember that ever happening.
Didn't ST holders get a free pie and a pint a few years ago?

Neil D

Quote from: Fulham1959 on May 07, 2017, 05:27:07 PM
I love Downton Abbey and I'm proud to say so.
A hearty welcome to our female posters...


cookieg

And the Jaguars cheerleaders for half time entertainment.