Am i the only bloke over 30 (ok 40) that dosen't fancy Carol Vorderman?

[FatFreddysCat]

I just dont get it, does nothing for me. Ok if i get diddled out of my change whilst buying the mail on Sunday with a hang over she may come in handy, but rumpy pumpy? No thanks  :046: Sorry the reason i brought it up is bizzarely (and perhaps the spelling  ) is shes in the Mail tomorrow or sunday.

[TheDaddy]

Sorry Fred i would !!!!!

[FatFreddysCat]

That bloody Fosters ad is doing my head in, it would take about 50 Fosters for me to fancy her, rather than 4 Stellas  :beer:

[LBNo11]

...don't know what all the fuss is about Freddy:-



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[TheDaddy]

That bloody Fosters ad is doing my head in, it would take about 50 Fosters for me to fancy her, rather than 4 Stellas  :beer:

Haven't seen it Fred ? Its funny i drink fosters but cant stand the taste of stella however when i stopped smoking it was the other way round. That dam gun man if he hadn't stuck a shooter in me face i would be a healthy 25 stone non smoker instead of a 13 stone Unhealthy smoker but then thats another story.winker only got ten years  :028:Proberly four for good behavior.

[Lighthouse]

I love Stella. But never liked Vorderman. That laugh just turns my stomach. So sadly I would simply hope she didn't find anything funny. Also she does fancy herself enough already.

[FatFreddysCat]

That bloody Fosters ad is doing my head in, it would take about 50 Fosters for me to fancy her, rather than 4 Stellas  :beer:

Haven't seen it Fred ? Its funny i drink fosters but cant stand the taste of stella however when i stopped smoking it was the other way round. That dam gun man if he hadn't stuck a shooter in me face i would be a healthy 25 stone non smoker instead of a 13 stone Unhealthy smoker but then thats another story.winker only got ten years  :028:Proberly four for good behavior.

Kaz got held up whilst working in an offy, had a shotgun put in her face, For legal reasons i cant go into the rest, but when she come home not very shook up , i was a bit dissapointed to discover the robber didn't get the full takings, and Kaz was only a bullseye better off than she started the shift  :dft012:

[FatFreddysCat]

That bloody Fosters ad is doing my head in, it would take about 50 Fosters for me to fancy her, rather than 4 Stellas  :beer:

Haven't seen it Fred ? Its funny i drink fosters but cant stand the taste of stella however when i stopped smoking it was the other way round. That dam gun man if he hadn't stuck a shooter in me face i would be a healthy 25 stone non smoker instead of a 13 stone Unhealthy smoker but then thats another story.winker only got ten years  :028:Proberly four for good behavior.

If i could get someone to threaghten me with a gat gun, and i could lose two stone it would be a right result. What happened with the shooter Daddy?

[LRCN]

slightly offtopic but did anyone see anne robinson on watchdog the other day and notice the massive difference between her smooth 30 year old face and turkey neck?  :020:

[Bradstow]

No, happily you are not. I detest the woman.

[FulhamRob]

you're not alone; she does nowt for me either.

[blingo]

Bit of a pig from where blingo is sitting aswell Fredster. Imagine her without make up after a night out. You'd be chewing your arm off to get away. :020:

[Burt]

I would not push Carol V out of my bed...

Anne R would have to go though, and pretty sharpish.

Sorry Anne, but you are the weakest link.

(Sorry for the cheap gag guys, whilst I may have just got up, my humour is clearly still asleep)

[SmithyFFC]

slightly offtopic but did anyone see anne robinson on watchdog the other day and notice the massive difference between her smooth 30 year old face and turkey neck?  :020:

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[Andy Crysell]

Count me out too (pun fully intended).  I guess her face and body are OK, but she's got all the sex appeal of cold porridge.

you're not alone; she does nowt for me either.

[tingtawng]

its been brought up before ,about carol. she has a bad  track record ,3 marriages down the swanee.
when seen on chat shows other interviewees cant stand her so it seems . she is waving her hands about trying to impress but fails. Big IQ as we know but must be lacking elsewhere .but how did she manage to squeeze millions out of the TV company for such a minor role ?? thats the big question .
i suspect in real life she suffers with a big head and nobody can stand her .least of all her 3 ex hubbies .
so too smart by  half  ......

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

mutton dressed as lamb I'm afraid