Friday joke

[FC Silver Fox]

This was sent to me by a Fulham fan in California. I don't think he posts on here.

It clearly demonstrates the depth of female compassion.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. 
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

[The Equalizer]

 ;D

Nice one Silver Fox!

[Logicalman]

A story with Morals .....

One year a bird was a little late flying south for the Winter. As he set off he felt the cold chill of the air on his wings and as he flew the ice build up was too much for him, and he plummeted to earth, landing squarely in the middle of a farmyard, destined to freeze to death.

Just then a cow plodded along past him and promptly plonked a nice warm cow pat on his head. The warmth of the cow pat revived the bird, and being so happy, he lifted his head out of the cow pat and sang a happy tune.

This tune attracted the attention of the farm yard cat, who saw the little bird, went over and plucked him gently out of the cow pat, cleaned him up, and promptly ate him!!


This story has the morals:
1. Everyone that sh1ts on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone that gets you out of the sh1t is not necessarily your friend.
3 If your in the sh1t, keep your frigging mouth shut!!!