NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Please don't take offence

A sniper was in position when in walked Donald Trump and his entourage. Suddenly one of the bodyguards spotted the sniper and at the top of his voice shouted MICKY MOUSE, MICKY MOUSE. then came a shot, which fortunately missed. So they said to the bodyguard what were you doing? He said I meant to say Donald...duck

[filham]

That is actually a new one, I like it.

[Holders]

They shot at the sniper and fortunately missed?

[Southcoastffc]

They shot at the sniper and fortunately missed?

How to ruin a joke!

[bobbo]

Long time coming Peabody, keep it up.

[Southcoastffc]

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years.  One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen.  His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"
"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, um, she got fired, too."

[Woolly Mammoth]

My wife told me to stop impersonating a Flamingo, I had to put my foot down. 

[mrmicawbers]

Your in hot water now.

[YankeeJim]

Mr. Peabody, Disney has a very efficient security team. I'd be careful opening the door to late night knocks.

[HatterDon]

My wife told me to stop impersonating a Flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

I do rather like this one.

[Andy S]

A good laugh this morning. I hope I remember them later

[Bill2]

LIKE THESE

[Woolly Mammoth]

I refuse to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

[BestOfBrede]

Two old dears sitting drinking tea in the living room.

Florrie: Did you come on the bus?

Ada: Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack

[BestOfBrede]

I went to hear a talk about how the Titanic was made the other day. It was riveting.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I went to hear a talk about how the Titanic was made the other day. It was riveting.

and that's just the tip of the Iceberg.