NFR - need to cut down on your drinking?

[Whitesideup]

Some of us, some of the time,  think we should cut down on our drinking. The government tell us that one small sip of beer before a game should be our weekly limit so what can we do?

What I have found is that when you have already imbibed a sufficient quantity, and you have a glass of a particularly good wine in front of you, ( a Wairau Cave in this particular instance) stare at the rim of the wine in glass, and say, "Thank you, my friend, you have served me well, and I respect your contribution to my feeling of wellbeing  this evening.  I shall henceforth refrain from consuming more. " 

Sure fireway of moderating your consumption.  The rest of the  bottle will remain untouched and available for consumption at a later date.

Next week - how to resist tell big porkies after excessive celebrations of Fulham's absolutely fantastic performances over the last few games.

Now where's the port?

[Whitesideup]

Some of us, some of the time,  think we should cut down on our drinking. The government tell us that one small sip of beer before a game should be our weekly limit so what can we do?

What I have found is that when you have already imbibed a sufficient quantity, and you have a glass of a particularly good wine in front of you, ( a Wairau Cave in this particular instance) stare at the rim of the wine in glass, and say, "Thank you, my friend, you have served me well, and I respect your contribution to my feeling of wellbeing  this evening.  I shall henceforth refrain from consuming more. " 

Sure fireway of moderating your consumption.  The rest of the  bottle will remain untouched and available for consumption at a later date.

Next week - how to resist tell big porkies after excessive celebrations of Fulham's absolutely fantastic performances over the last few games.

Now where's the port?

that might have been "telling" big porkies

[e4b]

HaHA like it but won't be trying in case it works porkies or not

[hovewhite]

The question is why?
Do you consider yourself with a drink problem?
You can't work because your Stil pissed ?
Tough sh#t.

[davew]

Some of us, some of the time,  think we should cut down on our drinking. The government tell us that one small sip of beer before a game should be our weekly limit so what can we do?

What I have found is that when you have already imbibed a sufficient quantity, and you have a glass of a particularly good wine in front of you, ( a Wairau Cave in this particular instance) stare at the rim of the wine in glass, and say, "Thank you, my friend, you have served me well, and I respect your contribution to my feeling of wellbeing  this evening.  I shall henceforth refrain from consuming more. " 

Sure fireway of moderating your consumption.  The rest of the  bottle will remain untouched and available for consumption at a later date.

Next week - how to resist tell big porkies after excessive celebrations of Fulham's absolutely fantastic performances over the last few games.

Now where's the port?

A subject I cannot comment on, my brain cells were killed long before our recent undefeated run!

[Whitesideup]

The question is why?
Do you consider yourself with a drink problem?
You can't work because your Stil pissed ?
Tough sh#t.

Very strange reply

[davew]

The question is why?
Do you consider yourself with a drink problem?
You can't work because your Stil pissed ?
Tough sh#t.

I have to agree that it was a strange posting by the OP with little port, sorry I meant point, your response also strange, I have a drink problem, I don't work now being retired and can't answer your last sentence (lol), come on chill out, what is important is what FFC are doing at the moment, even I have chilled out!!!!

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

I saw a business card the other day.

"ARE YOU AN ALCOHOL"
"DO YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM"

"WE CAN HELP"

"WE OFFER A 24 DELIVERY SERVICE FOR ANY KIND OF ALCOHOL YOU NEED"
"FREE DELIVERY FOR ORDERS OVER $50"

[mrmicawbers]

I have lots of very good intentions until the fifth pint.I call it the five pint faculty F**k off.

[HatterDon]

Now where's the port?

as I remember, on the left

[TheDaddy]

I have been banished from household duties since being asked to clean the fridge .18 cans of larger later one shelf now empty 😁

[Milo]

Analysing your wine choice I suggest you try the £3.50 bottle of Zesty White that's also from Tesco where I assume you bought that bottle of NZ sauv blanc.

Very quaffable at half the price.

[mrmicawbers]

Marks and Spencer do a good Vognier from Chile for a fiver if your looking for good Value.

[Grumpy Worthing White]

Well I`ve just taken early retirement, so I shall have to cut down on the Guinness  :beer: and Blossom Hill  :wine: ..............not!.  092.gif