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The 'I Know Its Cruel But What A Great Pic' Caption Competition

Started by White Noise, October 19, 2010, 09:56:23 AM

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Lighthouse

#1
October 19, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Keeps perfect time. I know exactly what time it was when my career stopped
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

Vinnieffc

#2
October 19, 2010, 10:34:45 AM
Blow up, Ref. The Job Centre closes at 5...

Hazey

#3
October 19, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Damned calculator watch buttons are too small for my sausage fingers!
At clubs with bigger memberships, their supporters only touch their colours, but at FFC we have spirit. Fulham people can touch that spirit - they are the real Cottagers, they are the club

epsomraver

#4
October 19, 2010, 10:44:54 AM
Come on Ref I am supposed to be at my learn scouser classes at 6 "got to find out what u less s'thern t'  osser means

TonyGilroy

#5
October 19, 2010, 10:59:04 AM

Nurse. NURSE. Where's my fu***ng Ovaltine.

White Noise

#6
October 19, 2010, 11:07:30 AM
I paid 2 grand for it but I'm willing to let it go for £300 cash - anyone, anyone??

epsomraver

#7
October 19, 2010, 11:09:48 AM
Blow me, turned me back and they had me watch strap undone!

LBNo11

#8
October 19, 2010, 11:30:13 AM
Quote from: Lighthouse on October 19, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Keeps perfect time. I know exactly what time it was when my career stopped

...sheer genius LH - ROTFLMFAOTIME...

:62:
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC

The Equalizer

#9
October 19, 2010, 11:32:08 AM
"Great Scott, Marty! We've only got 3 minutes before the lightning strikes that will get you back to 1985!"

"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

aFFCn_Fan

#10
October 19, 2010, 12:11:20 PM
"Aaaaaaaaaanndd 90 minutes gone. I wonder if I should make any changes yet?"
@hincharoo

White Noise

#11
October 19, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
"Antiques Bloody Roadshow - come on man get your priorities in order!"

WhiteJC

#12
October 19, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
now they've nicked me f'ing parrot!

LBNo11

#13
October 19, 2010, 03:07:43 PM
...I hope all you players are satisfied now, the board have sacked me and all I get for my efforts is this ruddy Mickey Mouse watch...and someone has already stolen the big hand..! :doh:
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC

GoldCoastWhite

#14
October 19, 2010, 03:34:59 PM
They may take our hubcaps, but they'll never take our Rolex !

FFCcravencottage

#15
October 19, 2010, 03:37:14 PM
Oi Ref how comes when Fergueson does this, there are six minutes added on!!!!

:dft001:

finnster01

#16
October 19, 2010, 03:57:23 PM
Mr Cuckoo, wake up, wake up. I need to practice my yodeling for my next job interview in Switzerland
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

JBH

#17
October 19, 2010, 04:16:35 PM
Fcuk me is that the time? Taxi for Roy H  :038:

ToodlesMcToot

#18
October 19, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
"Let's see. Now what time did the Faiwy Godmother say I needed to weturn home from the ball? .......Oooh! For fook's sake!!"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." — The Dude

Logicalman

#19
October 19, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Go on ref, give us a penalty and you can have the watch ...
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