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FulhamExit.

Started by Russianrob, March 11, 2019, 10:08:10 AM

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Russianrob

As an expat sorry to hear of the UK leaving the EU.However,even sadder is the prospect of Fulham leaving the Premiership.These are my 3 reasons why.
1).We will be depriving other Premier teams of at least 2 goals every week.
2) We will lose the chance of becoming the first team in the Premium to lose 4 managers in a season.
3) No one will be able to laugh at our weekly team selection.
Any more?
PS This is meant in humour to hopefully lighten our dire situation so hopefully no one will be offended by this post!

KJS

If you have to say it's suppose to be humor then it isn't!

WhiteJC

I'm just surprised that I've not heard any opposition "fans" singing...

:HD: "£100 mill, and you F'd it up!, £100 mill, and you F'd it up"


Russianrob

Evidently Scott Parker was stopped by the police for speeding pass our ground the other day at over 100 mph.He said he was looking for 3 points.
(Sorry this will not be funny as I have to tell you it is meant as a joke)!

cottage expat

Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
As an expat sorry to hear of the UK leaving the EU.However,even sadder is the prospect of Fulham leaving the Premiership.These are my 3 reasons why.
1).We will be depriving other Premier teams of at least 2 goals every week.
2) We will lose the chance of becoming the first team in the Premium to lose 4 managers in a season.
3) No one will be able to laugh at our weekly team selection.
Any more?
PS This is meant in humour to hopefully lighten our dire situation so hopefully no one will be offended by this post!







I agree with your first two but wouldn't count on 3 !

Holders

Quote from: WhiteJC on March 11, 2019, 02:44:14 PM
I'm just surprised that I've not heard any opposition "fans" singing...

:HD: "£100 mill, and you F'd it up!, £100 mill, and you F'd it up"

£39bn?
Non sumus statione ferriviaria


Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
As an expat sorry to hear of the UK leaving the EU.However,even sadder is the prospect of Fulham leaving the Premiership.These are my 3 reasons why.
1).We will be depriving other Premier teams of at least 2 goals every week.
2) We will lose the chance of becoming the first team in the Premium to lose 4 managers in a season.
3) No one will be able to laugh at our weekly team selection.
Any more?
PS This is meant in humour to hopefully lighten our dire situation so hopefully no one will be offended by this post!

Unfortunately as an attempt at humour, that wasn't even remotely funny.
Also do not be sorry we will be leaving the eu, and I notice you already have.
But do not be sorry as most of us are glad we are leaving.
As for your humour it needs polishing up. I am not blaming you, I am just saying it's your fault.
Do you know that I once went to a fancy dress party as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.
That may be labelled as humour.
But I like this one better......
I walked into WH Smith & Son, and asked the woman at the counter, do you keep Stationary ? She replied  yes I do, right up to the last minute, then I go like the clappers.
See I thought you would like that one.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

Russianrob

Ok,how about this one.Sadly just learned that the inventor of the spelling checker has just died.My he restaurant in peace.On a different note my other football love Saint Mirren are just about to kick off.lf they win,unlike Fulham,they have a chance of staying up.Come on you Saints!

Woolly Mammoth

Nice one,
But how about this one, it's even better than the last one.
...........
I met this woman in a bar, and asked her name. She replied "Carman."
I asked "why were you called Carman".
She said "because I like cars and I like men."
She then asked me my name.
I replied " Lager Fanny ".
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.


Russianrob

I bow to the superior joker!

Burt

Quote from: WhiteJC on March 11, 2019, 02:44:14 PM
I'm just surprised that I've not heard any opposition "fans" singing...

:HD: "£100 mill, and you F'd it up!, £100 mill, and you F'd it up"

I'm surprised that none of us have started that off yet  :dft011:

davew

Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 03:38:07 PM
Evidently Scott Parker was stopped by the police for speeding pass our ground the other day at over 100 mph.He said he was looking for 3 points.
(Sorry this will not be funny as I have to tell you it is meant as a joke)!
Should have tried it after a few bevvies he would have got 12 and a ban!!
Grandson of a Former Director of FFC (served 1954 - 1968)


Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: davew on March 12, 2019, 09:48:33 PM
Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 03:38:07 PM
Evidently Scott Parker was stopped by the police for speeding pass our ground the other day at over 100 mph.He said he was looking for 3 points.
(Sorry this will not be funny as I have to tell you it is meant as a joke)!
Should have tried it after a few bevvies he would have got 12 and a ban!!

and a hang over.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

70sPimlico


Statto

Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
sorry to hear of the UK leaving the EU

Don't worry, the MPs just cancelled that


The Enclosurite

Quote from: WhiteJC on March 11, 2019, 02:44:14 PM
I'm just surprised that I've not heard any opposition "fans" singing...

:HD: "£100 mill, and you F'd it up!, £100 mill, and you F'd it up"

One hundred million, down the drain
Tony's taking us down again!
¡COYW!

Westlondonffc

Quote from: Statto on March 13, 2019, 07:45:33 PM
Quote from: Russianrob on March 11, 2019, 10:08:10 AM
sorry to hear of the UK leaving the EU

Don't worry, the MPs just cancelled that

I really hope I spot Stephen Pound on Sunday