NFR : Joel Wilson's Ashes 2019 Thread

[the nutflush]

Lol. First balll second session. The rot continues. Oh dear.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Where's that bottle of Brandy I have put away for times like this. I hope Aussie fulham has fallen asleep on a park bench somewhere, as he is going to give me enormous stick of epic proportions.

[the nutflush]

8 down. Headingley sounds like a library.

[Woolly Mammoth]

67 all out. Bring back the noose.

[the nutflush]

I thought this pitch was supposed to flatten out? Lol.

[Aussie_Fulham]

Those whinging poms who were crying about the rain yesterday would probably give their left nut for it to return right about now.

We'll probably make a ton of runs now after what we had to endure in the first innings. Just need to make 100 and we'll all but retain the Ashes. How good Wooly Mammoth!!!

[Rj Fulham]

Well fair to say this thread has backfired spectacularly  064.gif

[Aussie_Fulham]

Lovely touch by us this session wearing black armbands to mourn the death of English cricket. Headingley fittingly as quiet as a funeral at the minute. RIP

[Slaphead in Qatar]

I'm very happy seeing England getting thrashed. There is no way that they should have been allowed to fast track Jofra into the team.

[Slaphead in Qatar]

As for joe root - he's not fit to tie up Virat Kohlis shoelaces.

[Aussie_Fulham]

Lead up to 152 now. Will be time to declare shortly so we can bowl the UN out in the last session of today's play, giving our lads 3 days off to get on the piss in Mykonos and celebrate retaining the Ashes.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Those whinging poms who were crying about the rain yesterday would probably give their left nut for it to return right about now.

We'll probably make a ton of runs now after what we had to endure in the first innings. Just need to make 100 and we'll all but retain the Ashes. How good Wooly Mammoth!!!

Why aren't you in bed. No worries, Fair doos, i shall give credit where it's due, when it's due. But I am not going to give credit to cheating cry baby Aussies.

[Aussie_Fulham]

Those whinging poms who were crying about the rain yesterday would probably give their left nut for it to return right about now.

We'll probably make a ton of runs now after what we had to endure in the first innings. Just need to make 100 and we'll all but retain the Ashes. How good Wooly Mammoth!!!

Why aren't you in bed. No worries, Fair doos, i shall give credit where it's due, when it's due. But I am not going to give credit to cheating cry baby Aussies.

I'm not in bed because I couldn't  dream of us being in such a dominant position as what we are at the moment.

[Twig]

"As what we are....", is that what passes as Aussie grammar?

[Twig]

But perhaps we were a bit premature with any triumphalism!  Fair play, the Aussie bowling today was excellent (made to look even better by some poor stroke selection from the English "batsmen").

[Woolly Mammoth]

Those whinging poms who were crying about the rain yesterday would probably give their left nut for it to return right about now.

We'll probably make a ton of runs now after what we had to endure in the first innings. Just need to make 100 and we'll all but retain the Ashes. How good Wooly Mammoth!!!

Why aren't you in bed. No worries, Fair doos, i shall give credit where it's due, when it's due. But I am not going to give credit to cheating cry baby Aussies.

I'm not in bed because I couldn't  dream of us being in such a dominant position as what we are at the moment.

It's a bloody nightmare this end sport.

[Woolly Mammoth]

But perhaps we were a bit premature with any triumphalism!  Fair play, the Aussie bowling today was excellent (made to look even better by some poor stroke selection from the English "batsmen").

Yes, yes and thrice yes.

[Southcoastffc]

The game is not over yet.

[Mince n Tatties]

How can a test side be bowled out for 67.
Wimps.

[Mince n Tatties]

As for joe root - he's not fit to tie up Virat Kohlis shoelaces.

Not a test captain in my book.
Don't know why Hampshire captain James Vince
Isn't in the side.