START THE WEEK-END WITH A LAUGH

[JBH]

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'

'No, love,' he replied.

"I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"

[Tom]

Good one JBH, that is funny!  :011:

[fulhamwannabe]

it musta been WILLY carson  :yay:

[Senior Supporter]

A dumb blonde took her car to the garage because it was not running well. The mechanic took it away and was back within ten minutes exclaiming "It's all fixed love"
"Ooh, that was quick" said the blonde
"Yeah" said the mechanic "just poo in the air filter"
After a puzzled pause the blonde asked "So how often do I need to do that?"

[TheDon]

roy has just announced the sale of the steven gerard tray, can carry upto 11 mugs