NFR - Top Chat up line for the weekend for you lot

[Huge]

I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

[manxman]

ahaha  :011: ill give it a go sometime  :dft012:

how about, ''why dont you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up''

'' there are 206 bones in your body.... would you like 1 more ? ''  :002:

[finnster01]

I still like the old and proven "Would you like to come back to my place and see my etchings?"

[cebu]

I still like the old and proven "Would you like to come back to my place and see my etchings?"

I actually said this (when I was a youngster) to a young art student. When she got to my place, she wanted to ... see the bloody etchings.  :011:

[Lighthouse]

How much do you charge?

[HatterDon]

Which reminds me, over here in The Former Colonies, American media idiots have picked up the phrase "chatting up" while completely misunderstanding the meaning. It's interesting to hear a morning show host say, "Just after the commercial break I'll be chatting up The Blackeyed Peas."

Idjits.