Is it time for Friday jokes?

[Holders]

Having dinner in a German restaurant and the waiter arrives with a plate with two dots in it. Me: "but I asked for an omelette".

[blingo]

I was going to post a joke on covid, but theres a 99.6% chance you wont get it.

[abfg]

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.


My daughter told me she didn't understand cloning. I said "that makes 2 of us".

[cottage expat]

Never criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

[Peabody]

I first posted this one way back but I think it is worth repeating

A man had boarded a plane and was sat next to an attractive young lady. He noticed that she was reading a book called "Lots of things you did'nt know", good book? he asked, yes she said, did you know that the person with the longest penis was an American Red Indian and the man with the widest girth was an Irishman. By the way she said, my name is Helen and you are. He replied Tonto Murphy! COYW