Where's Marlon?

[Denzil Dexter]

I thought he'd signed days ago?

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[Jamie88]

The club love waiting for some reason to announce signings days later

[bencher]

I thought he'd signed days ago?

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In the cryogenic freezer along with Ola Aina.

[Southdowns White]

It's that dam pun again! ok I'll start, it's not very inventive but it might get the announcement done MarlONFIRE.

[WestSussexWhite]

Fulham were waiting for his Work Permit to come through today, I imagine it's done but they are doing the usual photo shoot, interview rubbish before announcing

[shepperton white]

From what I've read I understand he's in London now having a medical

[Sting of the North]

I thought he'd signed days ago?

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You probably thought wrong. There have been no indications at all that he signed days ago as far as I know.

[Mr K.Dilkington]

I'd heard the medical is completed,so I'd imagine it's the visa etc

[Lighthouse]

I can exclusively reveal and don't ask me for my sources or condiments.  That Marlon doesn't exist and nor does Aina. These are what are called Ghost Players. They are put into squads or 'about to sign or take medical' . But don't actually exist. The club uses them as a way to stop the moaning until a 'Real Player' comes in that we have also never heard of. Makes an appearance that is nothing to write home about. Then fans can complain about the fact that the Ghost Player would have been better even when they never existed.

There are a few more Ghost Players not on the way that should be taking a medical and signing soon.

[Statto]

The club love waiting for some reason to announce signings days later

I suspect the secret reason is that the player hasn't signed yet

Just because a player is rumoured to be having a medical on thursday, that doesn't mean we signed him the previous Monday

[bencher]

I can exclusively reveal and don't ask me for my sources or condiments.  That Marlon doesn't exist and nor does Aina. These are what are called Ghost Players. They are put into squads or 'about to sign or take medical' . But don't actually exist. The club uses them as a way to stop the moaning until a 'Real Player' comes in that we have also never heard of. Makes an appearance that is nothing to write home about. Then fans can complain about the fact that the Ghost Player would have been better even when they never existed.

There are a few more Ghost Players not on the way that should be taking a medical and signing soon.

Can one of them be Freddy Adu or Cherno Samba? It would make my day.

[Mr K.Dilkington]

I can exclusively reveal and don't ask me for my sources or condiments.  That Marlon doesn't exist and nor does Aina. These are what are called Ghost Players. They are put into squads or 'about to sign or take medical' . But don't actually exist. The club uses them as a way to stop the moaning until a 'Real Player' comes in that we have also never heard of. Makes an appearance that is nothing to write home about. Then fans can complain about the fact that the Ghost Player would have been better even when they never existed.

There are a few more Ghost Players not on the way that should be taking a medical and signing soon.

Can one of them be Freddy Adu or Cherno Samba? It would make my day.

Ahmed Elrich

[sunburywhite]

Marloncloud9

[rebel]

A Fulham transfer is a 'marathon' not a 'sprint'.

[Jurassic Parker]

It's that dam pun again! ok I'll start, it's not very inventive but it might get the announcement done MarlONFIRE.

Are we taking bets? Id stick a tenna on this being the one they use

[rebel]

Khan Junio

It's that dam pun again! ok I'll start, it's not very inventive but it might get the announcement done MarlONFIRE.

Are we taking bets? Id stick a tenna on this being the one they use

Khan Junior has to authorize and overseas all 'straplines'.

[FFC In Oz]

I've heard that we are trying to engineer some sort of cloning process with a slight genetic modification so the clone is left footed.

[General]

I've heard that we are trying to engineer some sort of cloning process with a slight genetic modification so the clone is left footed.

Will start seeing results in a good 15-20 years.

[rebel]

I've heard that we are trying to engineer some sort of cloning process with a slight genetic modification so the clone is left footed.

Yes, but who is going to 'Beta Test the Clone'?, in case the genetic modification fails and results in 'crop circles' being formed.

[filham]

Last we heard was that he was coming for a medical. Possible that our doctors decided a immediate knee operation was necessary and he is now recovering in intensive care.
Parker has said we have no injuries at the moment, obviously that can't be allowed to continue, we need excuses for defeats as much as we need a new centre back.