LBNo11s big day out caption competition

[os5889]

 :dft012:

[The Doctor]

Fulham's new signing ticks all the boxes.  He'll offer more mobility and height than The Cottagers currently have.  He'll also significantly lower the average age of the squad

[epsomraver]

Aint you got no gnome to go to?

[ron]

"Just as well training's off... There's a rush on in Santa's workshop...."

[Burt]

Fulham are forced to take desparate measures in response to their deepening injury crisis.

[Vinnieffc]

"Don't take the p**s Pal, I'm only standing in as the Badger insisted on having Xmas off !"

[Abbotsbury White]

"what are those other 6 upto?they said they'd be out in a mo for a kick about they cant still be perving it over snow white"

[sipwell]

At least the gnome remains in good spirit!

[LBNo11]

...Andy Johnson's Amish identical twin offers to play the striking role in his absence...

[The Bronsons]

Desperate for new ideas, Hughes returns from gardening leave with yet another assistant.

[White Noise]

Roy Hodgson trys to slip back into Motspur unnoticed.

[JBH]

"HAS ANYONE GOT A LIGHT?" SAYS Sylvan Legwinski on his flying visit to Motspur Park

[deecee]

The whole team's balls shrank in the arctic conditions at Motspur Park

[SoCalJoe]

Inspired after watching the movie E.T. Hughes decided to phone gnome.

[Lighthouse]

The one man picket calms down once it is explained that Hughes had said too many DRAWS were ruining our season  .

[Ag]

Bjorn Helge Riise grew a beard.

[alfie]

"It's all well and good you saying that training is off but i gave up a days fishing to come here" :hook:

[TheDon]

wadey tries the new shrink to fit kit !

[michaelread]

Andrew Johnson has been undergoing intense rehabilitation in extreme conditions in order to prepare himself for Arsenal.