Heres one for Fat Fred

[epsomraver]

You can track your flush http://flushtracker.com you can see where the flying cable/log ends up!

[FatFreddysCat]

Good site, at the moment my Richard has traveled from Northolt and is heading to Ealing, i'm hoping it will end up in Slurrey sorry Surrey  :59:

[The Equalizer]

Mine dropped off on Southwark Street, took a right out of the office, headed over Southwark Bridge and did another right and is currently heading towards the Tower.

Best that it deserves being locked in there.

[FatFreddysCat]

Wow no wonder i'm so fascinated with turd, my log goes right past Isleworth hospital (where i was born) and ends up just past it. But the freaky thing is it goes right under my nans old house in Lancincing rd West Ealing. Anyone got any good poo stories?

[alfie]

Wow no wonder i'm so fascinated with turd, my log goes right past Isleworth hospital (where i was born) and ends up just past it. But the freaky thing is it goes right under my nans old house in Lancincing rd West Ealing. Anyone got any good poo stories?

what a load of crap :wine:

[finnster01]

Wow no wonder i'm so fascinated with turd, my log goes right past Isleworth hospital (where i was born) and ends up just past it. But the freaky thing is it goes right under my nans old house in Lancincing rd West Ealing. Anyone got any good poo stories?

Many moons ago, I worked for a boss in the City who was a terrible chap to everyone. Very full of himself and disrespectful to the people that worked for him. A bit like Sanchez really. One day one of the lads just had enough and walked out on the spot. When he walked in to his office to hand in his resignation letter the boss wasn't there. So he left it on his desk.

What we didn't know, was the fact he also left a turd in the bosses desks top drawer...It was quite a spectacle when the boss came back and blew up like an Icelandic volcano. The rest of us in the office had quite a few beers and a great laugh after work that day.

[FatFreddysCat]

Wow no wonder i'm so fascinated with turd, my log goes right past Isleworth hospital (where i was born) and ends up just past it. But the freaky thing is it goes right under my nans old house in Lancincing rd West Ealing. Anyone got any good poo stories?

Many moons ago, I worked for a boss in the City who was a terrible chap to everyone. Very full of himself and disrespectful to the people that worked for him. A bit like Sanchez really. One day one of the lads just had enough and walked out on the spot. When he walked in to his office to hand in his resignation letter the boss wasn't there. So he left it on his desk.

What we didn't know, was the fact he also left a turd in the bosses desks top drawer...It was quite a spectacle when the boss came back and blew up like an Icelandic volcano. The rest of us in the office had quite a few beers and a great laugh after work that day.

Superb  :011: .

[FatFreddysCat]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

[Tom]

My sh!t ended in that dump where chelsuck play. Might help that place look and smell better. I would love to take a sh!t right in the middle of there pitch! Just pop a squat and drop a big deuce!  :54:

[Mr_Moon]

My poo ends up in the Wirral....might jazz up the hole

[Tom]

My sh1t ends up in the Wirral....might jazz up the hole

LMAO!!!  :005: :005: :005:

[Burt]

What a wonderful public service this web site provides!

[FC Silver Fox]

I've seen a few start around Esher, go up the A3, over Putney Bridge, up the Fulham Road, before coming out of the tunnel at Stamford Bridge on Saturday afternoon.

[epsomraver]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

Sponsored flags from Exlax and senacots , competition to see how far the respective Richards can go!

[FatFreddysCat]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

Sponsored flags from Exlax and senacots , competition to see how far the respective Richards can go!

Williiam Hill could take bets on turds travelling through the sewers.

[cebu]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

Sponsored flags from Exlax and senacots , competition to see how far the respective Richards can go!

Williiam Hill could take bets on turds travelling through the sewers.

For sure there would be match fixing!   

[epsomraver]

That would make them Turd accountants :011:

[Vinnieffc]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

Sponsored flags from Exlax and senacots , competition to see how far the respective Richards can go!

Williiam Hill could take bets on turds travelling through the sewers.

For sure there would be match fixing!   

No profit in it for the bookies as the winner is always No 2.

[HatterDon]

you guys are killing me here  :005:

[TheDon]

It could have been done so much better with CCTV in the sewers you could do a rare solid plant one of them cocktail flags in it and actually watch it do it's journey, no vision these people. Hold on just got a call from Satchi and Satchi .

they could call it "close encounters of the turd kind"