HELP - I've reported back to Motspur Park for training but

[AnotherVicHalomLoveChild]

There's no sign of Scotty or any other management / coaches

1/2 the team aren't here although I know that the Euros are on

No sign of Hilda so no tea or bacon baps

There's no kit laid out for me but I have found a football so I am having a kick about with some of the others who have returned.

No sign of our new Ferraris either!

How long do I hang round here?

HELP!

[Woolly Mammoth]

If you wait by the banks of the river long enough, you will watch the bodies of your enemies float by.

[Southdowns White]

Do not worry the club is not going to Hell in a hand cart, I can confirm that Hilda is on the way, she has had two weeks staying down with her sister in her static caravan in West Wittering. All that relaxation has obviously done her no good because she overslept this morning!
I can't give any information on staff above Hilda's pay level.

[RaySmith]

Hilda will soon sort you out.

She's grows something herbal on her allotment that cures all ills.
After taking it, you won't have  a care in the world, and will spend the day admiring the beauty of the passing clouds.

[The Old Count]

Hilda will soon sort you out.

She's grows something herbal on her allotment that cures all ills.
After taking it, you won't have  a care in the world, and will spend the day admiring the beauty of the passing clouds.

Would that be watching Passing Clouds cigarettes after a spliff?

[blingo]

I think she puts it in the cakes as footballers don't smoke

[filham]

Roll up your sleeves and do a bit of labouring work on the new stand. A worthwhile job that will also help keep you fit.

[rebel]

There's no sign of Scotty or any other management / coaches

1/2 the team aren't here although I know that the Euros are on

No sign of Hilda so no tea or bacon baps

There's no kit laid out for me but I have found a football so I am having a kick about with some of the others who have returned.

No sign of our new Ferraris either!

How long do I hang round here?

HELP!

Are you the new boot boy?
'Lets sit down and have a career talk',
'Firstly thank you for coming to work',
'Secondly your ******* fired'
'You know where the door is?'.