Tammy Abraham.

[RufusBrevettatemyhamster]

Chelsea are willing to listen to offers for Tammy Abraham. We have his brother still don't we? Worth a punt? He'd tear up this league and would be ready for the premiership next year.

[Somerset Fulham]

Not. A. Chance.

[BestOfBrede]

They want upwards of 40 mil !

[Pluto]

Maybe we could do a loan with obligation to buy if we go up? I can see him wanting to come here if we were still a premier league side

[filham]

Make no mistake he is premier league quality and no way will he be dropping down to the championship.

[SP]

They want upwards of 40 mil !

If that's the case then perhaps AK is worth £4m?

[MartyFFC]

I for one would love to see him playing up front alongside his brother, Timmy & Tammy sounds like a CBEEBIES show. I actually rate Tammy Abraham and think he's been unlucky to be sitting on the bench behind that clown Werner, who is so gormless he gets caught offside every time he touches the ball. However as suggested by others, he'll be off to a decent PL side I reckon......

[perry geyton]

Rufus in the sky of diamonds

[The Rock]

They want upwards of 40 mil !

Not a problem. We can arrange a £1m initial loan fee, then amortize a 10 year deal at £3.9m a year and keep him at the club until 2031-32.

[Twig]

They want upwards of 40 mil !

Not a problem. We can arrange a £1m initial loan fee, then amortize a 10 year deal at £3.9m a year and keep him at the club until 2031-32.

Brilliant, sorted.  Oops, what about his wage demands?

[fcfulham55]

Tear up the league playing football, then ready to play Premiership Rugby next year! What a statement!

I'd wager he'd be better suited to the Premier League myself.

[Craven Mad]

Dream signing but never going to happen. I can't believe that Chelsea have continued to persist with Werner when Tammy offers so much more.

Arsenal would be wise to snap him up (or Spurs if they lose Kane). West Ham might try for him too...

[Count Flapula]

Dreamworld signing more like.

Wouldn't even happen in Football Manager, let alone real life.

[perry geyton]

I'll presume Rufus was on the lash when he composed that masterpiece of a post

[Snibbo]

More chance of signing the overweight 3rd brother, Tummy

[MartyFFC]

I'm hoping there's a third brother called Tommy somewhere