Christmas Caption Competition No.1

[epsomraver]

I'll get in before Fat Fred and lower the tone, " always good to see a bit of bush at a football game"

[CorkedHat]

http://cravencottagenewsround.wordpress.com/2010/12/21/there-is-a-green-hill-far-away/

Nice find by Craven Cottage Newsround -

New Zealand's bid to host the World Cup failed the moment the committee saw their number one stadium

[FC Silver Fox]

Since you lot are lowering the tone of the thread....

Even the ornamental penis fountain couldn't persuade Sepp Blatter to give the World Cup to Scotland.

[SHADY1]

I've seen Fulham away at just about all grounds including "underhill" but never been to "over hill"

delete or send ... wrong decision made !!

[BalDrick]

Arsene Wenger drops some acid then designs a pitch he feels would be fair for his little diddums, sorry players, to play on.

[BalDrick]

Or 'Going Down'!

[The Equalizer]

The Cerne Abbas giant had the ground, all he needed was another 21 chalk giants for the match to commence!

[White Noise]

Gazza was keen to show what he could do as a manager but he sensed that something wasn't quite right.

[epsomraver]

This pitch is set in Wales and sheep are used, chased by Taffys in large wellies, if you get the sheep near the water you score as the sheep press back harder

[ron]

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".....I see Zat Knight's been trying out his coaching skills on their central defender again......"

[Burt]

Bush does it for me, so that gets my vote  :003:

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

http://cravencottagenewsround.wordpress.com/2010/12/21/there-is-a-green-hill-far-away/

Nice find by Craven Cottage Newsround -

Pitch construction company settle out of court in case over claims of "revolutionary pitch design that will never be waterlogged"