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Christmas Caption Competition No.1

Started by White Noise, December 21, 2010, 07:31:59 PM

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finnster01

#1
December 21, 2010, 07:34:30 PM
The new Wembley pitch is getting rave reviews.
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

colossus

#2
December 21, 2010, 07:36:28 PM
Tectonic shifts put Fulhams clash against west ham in doubt

White Noise

#3
December 21, 2010, 07:37:57 PM
"Keep an eye out for their right back!"

MJG

#4
December 21, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Fellaini and his brothers warming up.

The Bronsons

#5
December 21, 2010, 07:46:55 PM
Russia's technical bid stressed their green credentials.

mrska

#6
December 21, 2010, 08:09:48 PM
Fulham v West Ham was called off today because of the thaw... Fulham's pitch just simply slid into the river..

OtterFFC

#7
December 21, 2010, 08:10:48 PM
Welcome to Yeovil, famed for their sloping pitch!

SmithyFFC

#8
December 21, 2010, 08:13:15 PM
Fifa have decided to replay the France v Ireland game
FTID

CincyFulham1

#9
December 21, 2010, 08:48:10 PM
In a bold move FIFA announced the opening of a new league for people with one leg shorter than the the other.  A FIFA spokesman said "the only difference between this and other leagues is that they won't change ends at half time....unless we need a good laugh". :drums:

HatterDon

#10
December 21, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
When Fat Freddy says, "Try to see it my way," please don't take him literally.
"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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VicHalomsLovechild

#11
December 21, 2010, 09:10:07 PM
See what happens when you give the "Ground Force Team" the job of groundsman!

I vote for MJG, it made I laugh out loud  :yay:

mrska

#12
December 21, 2010, 09:36:39 PM Last Edit: December 21, 2010, 09:42:00 PM by mrska
Mark Hughes felt his bold move to camuflarge the Fulham defence would help to stem the flow of goals against...

YankeeJim

#13
December 22, 2010, 02:40:42 AM
One can see why the American bid for the 2022 Wolr Cup failed. Septic Bladder was heard saying, "the yanks just don't get this sport, do they?"
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

mccscratch

#14
December 22, 2010, 05:21:38 AM
The Hillside Rovers have made formal contact with Stoke City, inquiring about Rory Delap who they believe could end their dreadful 136 consecutive draws at home streak...
Just score 3+ goals a game and we will gain promotion...I promise

CorkedHat

#15
December 22, 2010, 05:43:16 AM
Sepp Blatter provides the world with what he considers to be a level playing field
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us

mrska

#16
December 22, 2010, 07:16:52 AM
Quote from: CorkedHat on December 22, 2010, 05:43:16 AM
Sepp Blatter provides the world with what he considers to be a level playing field
GENIUS!!!  My winner!

Nick the Swede

#17
December 22, 2010, 07:37:10 AM
After the success with his first design "Sir Archibald Lean" has travelled the world and revolutionized the look of football pitches:







-"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

WhiteJC

#19
December 22, 2010, 08:39:42 AM
I told you that new groundsmans obsession with Inception would cause problems
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