NFR... Lifting my spirits hammering the Aussies...

[mrska]

Ashes series 2009 - Barmy Army taunt for Ricky Ponting

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

Songs from the Barmy Army-the ones you can print anyway :dft012:

Take the Urn Home
We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we'll take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

Ricky Ponting's a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he's gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can't read his spin
And so England will win
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

Ricky Pointing
Ponting is the captain
Of the Aussie cricket team
But once the match is over
He is a gay drag queen

Ponting's special friend
Is a man called Glenn McGrath
You'll see them holding hands
At the Sydney Mardi Gras



Ricky Ponting
I can't read and I can't write
I must be Australian
I can't read and I can't write
I must be Australian

I can't bowl and I can't bat
My names Ricky Ponting
I can't drink and I can't fight
My names Ricky Ponting

Shane Warne's Villa
(To the tune of Amarillo)

Show me the way to Shane Warne�s Villa
He's got his diet pills under his pilla
A dodgy bookie from Manila
Nursey's on her mobile phone

Repeat x3

La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Fat Git!
La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Take a bung
La-la lar la-la la-la lar,
Warney where's your mobile phone?

Ball and Chain
There is a house in New Orleans, They call the Rising Sun
It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, oh Lord I know I'm one
One foot on the platform, one foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to my ball and chain
1,2,
Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain!
We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain
Ball and Chain! Ball and Chain!
We came here with Backpacks you with Ball and Chain.

The Aussies love the English
The Aussies love the English, you might find it quite strange
'Cos we sent them all down under, with only balls and chains
And when they see the English, they always shout and scream
But when they had the chance to vote they voted for the Queen!
God save your gracious Queen
Long live your noble Queen
God save your Queen (you're a convict)
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over you
God save your Queen.

Can you still remember
CAN YOU STILL REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WON 5 - 0
BUT IN THIS DECEMBER
IT'S A DIFFERENT SHOW
YOUR FANS DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO COME
YOUR BOWLERS WOULDN'T FRIGHTEN MY MUM
YOU NEED WARNIE AND I THINK YOU KNOW..

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

23 years I've waited for an Ashes win in Aussie I'm stuck at work but finnish at 1am and there is a large single malt waiting-COME ON ENGLAND!

[FatFreddysCat]

Boring sport played by gay posh boys  :046:  :hook:

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

Boring sport played by gay posh boys  :046:  :hook:

I say you ruffian,don't be so boorish,or I'll tell nursey! :dft012:

[ImperialWhite]

ASHES RETAINED!

Job done.  :wine:

[FatFreddysCat]

ASHES RETAINED!

Job done.  :wine:

As inportant as the World Ludo Championship, but a bit more , you know played by twerps who went to all male boarding schools and experimented with what they had. Seriosly it's as interseting as basketball  :046:

[AlFayedsChequebook]

Beating the Aussies feels so damn good!

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

FANTASTIC-first time we've beaten that lot over there in 24 years :clap_hands:
Aussie have played aggressive arrogant cricket for the past 15 years,they've bullied shouted and screamed if they haven't got there own way,well no longer,the school bully is dead and buried at the hands of an England team playing cricket in the correct manner,with honesty,with a smile on there face and without screaming at the umpire every time a desion goes against them  :clap_hands: :clap_hands: :Sparkyticus: :yay:

[The Equalizer]

I'm well chuffed! Sadly all of my Aussie friends are out of the country at the moment (one of them was even supposed to be at the game last night), so I can't gloat properly.

Humbug.

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

I'm well chuffed! Sadly all of my Aussie friends are out of the country at the moment (one of them was even supposed to be at the game last night), so I can't gloat properly.

Humbug.

this will keep,don't worry about that!

[epsomraver]

Where's Michael Reed, he is conspicuous by his absence, only heard him after the last test pipe up a bit, Michael  Michael  Michael , whats the score :011: :011: :011: :011: :011:

[SmithyFFC]

Easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :clap_hands: