Fulham 0-2 Burnley - 23 Dec

[SimonDaviesEnjoyer]

It was meant to be pretty tongue in cheek.

[ron]

Got to be careful here. A poor pass at the back might give away a soft goal

[keithh]

Salted.

[TC's Sporran]

iwobi unlucky losing control there

[keithh]

They haven't had a shot at our goal........yet.

[Steeeeeeeeeed]

Nice save from Rambo in goal, Pele just gone past 5 Nazis then was fouled badly.

The linesman just did a Nazi salute

2-0 to the Gerry's so far

[TC's Sporran]

They haven't had a shot at our goal........yet.

and what happens the first time they do

[keithh]

Time to have a lie down.

[Sgt Fulham]

They haven't had a shot at our goal........yet.

and what happens the first time they do

Then we trust in our amazing keeper

[TC's Sporran]

pinball

[Lordedmundo]

One of those games where the opposition is so poor, that it difficult for our players to keep up the intensity in our play.

Far better team so far.

[MisfitKid]

no pk?

[St Eve]

I don't understand what is handball anymore

[SouthernWhite]

How is that not a handball!?

[davew]

Well that was really boring

[SP]

The Burnley keeper looks knackered

[SouthernWhite]

I just don't understand the handball rule anymore. Is it changing every 30 mins or what?

[ron]

Can't any of ours strike the ball cleanly? Scuff, scuff, scuff

[Steeeeeeeeeed]

Nazis winning 4-1 Half Time in Paris, it will take a Miracle for the allies to come back

[LC]

If the ball is flying in the back of the net and it hits someone's arm which prevents it from going in, then surely it's a penalty. Surely the defending player has gained an unfair advantage whether intentional or not