Chants for the Stoke Game

[AlFayedsChequebook]

Other than the obligatory booing that I hope will go on all game, everytime they touch the ball, can we sort out some chants for the following people:

1) Andy Wilkinson
2) Tony Pulis
3) Stoke City FC in general

Any ideas?

[WhiteJC]

stick it up yer pulis

[AlFayedsChequebook]

how about:

Andy Wil-kin-son is a f***-ing-c***

[The Doctor]

Been a long time since I heard this particular ditty:

"Andy Wil-kin-son, Andy Wil-kin-son,
Andy, Andy Wilkinson,
Andy Wilkinson
Ohhhhhhhh
W**k, w**k, w**k, w**k, w**k, w**k...."

[White Noise]

"Boom, shake, shake, shake my hand"

Boom! Shake The Room

[Jimpav]

Andy Wilkinson
Don't break our leg, our achy breaky leg, I just dont think we'll stand the pain (To the tune of Billy Ray Cyrus, "don't break my heart".

You're a thug, you're a thug, you're a f***ing/no good thug (To the the tune of KC and the sunshines - " Give it up, give it up, baby give it up"

Tony Pulis

Mark Hughes, you'll never be Mark Hughes.

or

One Danny Murphy, there is only one Danny Murphy.

Stand up if you love Mark Hughes/Danny Murphy

Stoke

We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits.

Areyou Vale in disguise? (once we have beaten them 6-0)

[AlFayedsChequebook]

For Pulis- You're just a s**t  Allardyce, s**t Allardyce, you're just a s**t  Allardyce

[LBNo11]

...we could sing to the tune of "Cirpy chirp cheep-cheep" to Pennant:-

"Where's Your Porsche Gone (where's your porsche gone?)
"Where's Your Porsche Gone (where's your porsche gone?)
"Where's Your Porsche Gone (where's your porsche gone?)
Far - far away...

[ImperialWhite]

For Pulis- You're just a s**t  Allardyce, s**t Allardyce, you're just a s**t  Allardyce

This!

Also, maybe something to do with the Welsh connection of the two managers?

edit: Or we could compare their playing careers?
E.g.

Hughesy, played-for, Man United, (Glory, glory, Man United)
Hughesy, played-for, Man United, (Glory, glory, Man United)
Pulis, played-for, Newport County, (Glory, glory, Man United)
And Tony Pulis is full of s***e s***e s***e (and the reds go marching on on on)

To the tune of Glory Glory Man United, obviously.

[beijing ben]

"Boom, shake, shake, shake my hand"

Boom! Shake The Room

:045: That made me laugh

[ImperialWhite]

Incidentally, where is everyone sitting for this one? I wonder if we have enough people close together to get something a but complicated going.

(H4, VV, nearish the middle)

[LBNo11]

...H6 VV, too far away IW..?

[WhiteJC]

Incidentally, where is everyone sitting for this one? I wonder if we have enough people close together to get something a but complicated going.

(H4, VV, nearish the middle)

Johnny Haynes

[ImperialWhite]

...H6 VV, too far away IW..?

Depends how many :beer: :beer: :beer: I've had! I try my best, but I'm not the loudest in the world, and the people around me usually need a little encouragment! (it is my 23rd the day after, mind, so I suspect I'll have washed down luch with at least a couple of lemonades).

[AlFayedsChequebook]

I'm in H5 II right near one of the exits - have started chants before so can give it a go!

[VicHalomsLovechild]

The Pennant Porsche one made me spill my tea. Love to hear that one  :yay: