Chris Martin

[Woolly Mammoth]

He needs to spend more time practicing climbing over electric gates that have allegedly stopped working.

that was Ross McCormack

Precisely you are correct, that is who i am talking about.

By the way who did you think i was talking about ?

Chris Martin?

Ok sorry my misunderstanding 🦣👍

[Woolly Mammoth]

hris Martin had gone clean out of my Fulham memory banks, the above poste brought the whole episode flooding back. I am now trying to clear my memory of the matter again as there are a lot better things to remember.

Yes you are right there are better things to remember.

Like that Fulham supporter you met in a bar in Hamburg.
Over a double Brandy, you asked her name and she replied  "Carman".
You then said " that's an unusual name, why were you called Carman".
She answered " because i like cars and i like men ".
She then asked you " what is your name", and you replied " Lager Fanny ".

If my memory serves me correctly your Double Brandy then turned into a Double Hernia.
Do you recall this  ?

[Free Elvis Hammond]

Crap player, even worse band

[filham]

hris Martin had gone clean out of my Fulham memory banks, the above poste brought the whole episode flooding back. I am now trying to clear my memory of the matter again as there are a lot better things to remember.

Yes you are right there are better things to remember.

Like that Fulham supporter you met in a bar in Hamburg.
Over a double Brandy, you asked her name and she replied  "Carman".
You then said " that's an unusual name, why were you called Carman".
She answered " because i like cars and i like men ".
She then asked you " what is your name", and you replied " Lager Fanny ".

If my memory serves me correctly your Double Brandy then turned into a Double Hernia.
Do you recall this  ?

I only wished I had half the encounters that Woolly is able to relate, obviously from his own experiences.

[sunburywhite]

I am surprised he has left Coldplay

[SP]

The only positive recollection I have of him was scoring an equaliser at Loftus Rd in front of the travelling FFC fans to salvage us a point. The rest is a blank.

[AnotherOldgit]

Missing goals against Fulham as important as scoring them in my view.

This is a good point. Which other former Fulham players can be thanked for missing big chances against us?

Andy Johnston missed with only the keeper to beat in the last minute when playing for Palace. Didn't affect the outcome - we lost 1-2 but as I had bet on that scoreline it was important to me!