FA Cup preview on the OFFAL

[Lighthouse]

Should be there but click on it and there is Mark Hughes from last week. Sometimes the fact that Fulham cannot even put up the right interview just goes to show how poor we still are in some ways in our PR. SORT IT OUT FULHAM.

[finnster01]

What are you doing on the offal Mr Beamer? Naughty boy... :yellow:

[LBNo11]

...Lighthouse exposed as an offalist - read all abaht it!

Let's see if this site is read by FFC and they change it...

[Lighthouse]

Look I go there to buy drugs and go to the clubs. I don't talk to anybody

The preview is right now by the way. Not that I looked honest

[LBNo11]

...blimey, maybe they DO read this board..?

[Logicalman]

...blimey, maybe they DO read this board..?

Dunno LB, perhaps even closer than that. I know there's a login to the Offal for 'Admin', and there's a login to this MB of the same name. Coincidence? I think not!!!!!

[finnster01]

...blimey, maybe they DO read this board..?

Dunno LB, perhaps even closer than that. I know there's a login to the Offal for 'Admin', and there's a login to this MB of the same name. Coincidence? I think not!!!!!

Funny you should say that Mr Logicalman, there is an Admin login on my very own computer as well.
I think we have a conspiracy going on here. I think Admin is trying to take over the world. :58:

[Lighthouse]

Admin is the Dark Forces that Keys was talking about. Although the term 'at work' threw me  for a moment.

[LBNo11]

...hmmm, I notice that an anagram of Logicalman is "A calm login", dark forces indeed, you may be in cahoots with Admin (Anagram of I'm Mad), also Finnster - if you take the 'f' and one of the 'n's and replace them with a 's' and an 'i' reads "sinister" - and if you take the bulb out of Lighthouse it all goes

[finnster01]

Mr LB, you just made me go to my bookshelf looking for my dusty old copy of "1984". That is tonight's reading sorted.

[Lighthouse]

Even with the bulb in LB the light is pretty dim.


Now 1984 and Animal Farm are the only two books one needs to read to learn about the World. At 8 years of age my hero was Winston Smith.

[LBNo11]

...oh dear, Eric Arthur Blair's 1984 and Animal Farm are two of my favourite books too, Winston Smith was my hero as well as Boxer in Animal Farm.

The clock struck 13...

[VB]

WE ARE THE DEAD , WE ARE THE DEAD.

Dont no what happens in your house, but every hour on the hour, LB appears on my TV.
Telling me the wars going well agianst Europa,

I always new are chatroom really is room 101

[MisfitKid]

I just pulled my foil hat on a little tighter...
I'll be just fine.    :026:

[LBNo11]

...it's Eurasia we are having a war with this week, now stop this doublethink and definately stop what you are doing with that blow-up Julia...


_{Hello, is that the thought police, BB, sorry, LB here, I think it is time to pay a little visit to Von Billy, and don't forget the cage and the puncture repair kit!}

[VB]

ARE LEADER HAS SPOKEN

My children have just turned me over to the Fofer police.

imagine a website where LB's jackboot is stamped down on your head forever

this is not what i signed up for

please dont send me to room 101

[HatterDon]

youse guys are all so damn cute!

[Lighthouse]

DO IT TO HATTER DON'T DO IT TO ME. DO IT TO HATTER.

[Logicalman]

OK then, so far we have someone who calls himself admin smith, or perhaps Winston, buying a farm with animals in 1984, and then taking over all the computers wearing a tight foil hat.

Ah, the picture is becoming a lot clearer now. Perhaps he'll buy all the personalized Fulham plates next, causing a world shortage and thus, pushing the price up.