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THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF AN UNDERGROUND WORKER PART ONE

Started by TheDaddy, February 17, 2010, 10:27:25 PM

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TheDaddy

TODAY 22:15 HOURS .

Gent stuck in the automatic gate

After releasing him from the gate "Sir you need money on you oystercard for the gates to open"

Gent "i've got five hundred pound on it"

Me "nice one but it only takes up to £90 in pre pay"

Rumbling noise over head train just leaving the platform

Gent "I hope i haven't missed my bloody bus you cnut"

Me "No sir this is a train station "

Gent"No it isn't "

Me "ok sir "

Gentleman is now on my eastbound platform waiting for a bus i think lll give him another fifteen minutes more before i explain again.

Sod it im off home now .Night all
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "

LBNo11

Twitter: @LBNo11FFC

Lighthouse

You have to love these people. Without them we would have no one to look down on.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope


finnster01

Outstanding Mr Daddy. I am still chucking beer on the keyboard after reading that.

I wonder where he would go if he was looking for a plane?
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

clintclintdeuce

Quote from: finnster01 on February 18, 2010, 05:49:05 AM
Outstanding Mr Daddy. I am still chucking beer on the keyboard after reading that.

I wonder where he would go if he was looking for a plane?


To the docks im sure.
The Dude abides.

leonffc

Get me a job. Yours sounds a right hoot. Do you get many loons like that? Keep us posted