Joke

[CorkCity]

Paddy phones British Airways for a flight to Dublin,
"Will you be travelling alone sir"

Paddy , "How the feck should I know , it's your plane"

[mrska]

Man goes to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I think my wife may have been dead for some time". So the doctor says, "and what makes you think that?" So the man says, "well, the sex is the same, but the washing is beginning to pile up!"

[The Equalizer]

Man goes to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I think my wife may have been dead for some time". So the doctor says, "and what makes you think that?" So the man says, "well, the sex is the same, but the washing is beginning to pile up!"

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Brilliant!