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Title: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: VicHalomsLovechild on February 11, 2013, 11:28:43 AM
   Will Hughes apply do you think ?
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: AnotherVicHalomLoveChild on February 11, 2013, 11:33:54 AM
"Hughes knows?"
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Post by: Lighthouse on February 11, 2013, 11:37:03 AM
Has the Catholic Church the ambition anymore to match Hughes?
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Post by: mangoputney on February 11, 2013, 11:44:28 AM
Arry the messiah Redknapp flattered to be linked with the vacancy

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Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: VicHalomsLovechild on February 11, 2013, 11:46:02 AM
Quote from: Lighthouse on February 11, 2013, 11:37:03 AM
Has the Catholic Church the ambition anymore to match Hughes?

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Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: epsomraver on February 11, 2013, 11:47:40 AM
When the smoke goes up the chimney is that 'Arry burning the brown envelopes?
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Post by: Riverside on February 11, 2013, 11:52:14 AM
Harry will be favourite
Roy will get it ...
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Post by: OldBrownShoe on February 11, 2013, 12:33:19 PM
I think you may be barking up the wrong chimney. Look out for the orange smoke  092.gif
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Post by: nickmuir on February 11, 2013, 12:42:38 PM
Maybe Harry can join them when he *--* over qpr like most of the clubs he has been to
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Post by: Maidstone Al on February 11, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Senior Supporter on February 11, 2013, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: Maidstone Al on February 11, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job

That will be the next stained glass window, I take it.
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Mr-ska on February 11, 2013, 03:30:12 PM
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A highly unusual twist in the Papal saga, as a potential successor to Pope Benedict, Peter Odemwingie, has just arrived at the Vatican!
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: ron on February 11, 2013, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Maidstone Al on February 11, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job

He'll probably get the post of 'Archtwitchop' somewhere himself
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: FFCAli on February 11, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: Mr-ska on February 11, 2013, 03:30:12 PM

A highly unusual twist in the Papal saga, as a potential successor to Pope Benedict, Peter Odemwingie, has just arrived at the Vatican!

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Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Holders on February 11, 2013, 06:26:16 PM
So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?
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Post by: alfie on February 11, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Holders on February 11, 2013, 06:26:16 PM
So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?

I think he resigned because he is now 85 and considers it too old.
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Riverside on February 11, 2013, 06:48:05 PM
Quote from: alfie on February 11, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Holders on February 11, 2013, 06:26:16 PM
So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?

I think he resigned because he is now 85 and considers it too old.

Probably setting a precedent for SAF . Or is 85 too soon ?
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Post by: FC Silver Fox on February 11, 2013, 06:54:38 PM
In a shock announcement, Abramovich signs Pope Benedict as the new Chelsea manager.

"Divine intervention is the only thing that is going to save our season", said the Chelsea boss.
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Holders on February 11, 2013, 06:57:17 PM
Apparently he's the first to resign for 600 years - all the others died of old age (or murdered, presumably). He shouldn't have taken the job if he had no intention of seeing it out.
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Post by: cusackdribble on February 11, 2013, 07:04:22 PM
Ex-Benedict anyone?
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Post by: Burt on February 11, 2013, 08:15:29 PM
Quote from: cusackdribble on February 11, 2013, 07:04:22 PM
Ex-Benedict anyone?

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Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Mr-ska on February 11, 2013, 10:08:45 PM
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Post by: Forever Fulham on February 12, 2013, 12:54:41 AM
With a little tweaking, I could see this:  "Somebody told me he was a good Pope, so I said, 'OK, we'll give him a look.'  Obviously, he doesn't want to be Pope.  Not here anyway.  So he has to be moved out.   The chairman got him, and it was news to me.  So now I'm scouring all over Europe looking for a new Pope before the transfer deadline."  Harry Rednapp
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Forever Fulham on February 12, 2013, 01:07:56 AM
I was listening to a radio discussion about the voluntary abdication "for health reasons", and the conversation took an interesting turn.  The reporter segued into the sex abuse scandal, and priest pedophiles, and how weekly attendance at Mass is down to percentages in the teens in Europe, "and even as low as the single digits."  The very knowledgable commentator then mentioned how, ironically, the percentages are higher in U.S and Canada--around 30%.  These are still shockingly low church attendance numbers.  Then followed a discussion of the effects of the scandals on church attendance in Ireland.  And the report stopped there as the interviewer maddeningly said, "Well, we'll have to leave it there," and ended the interview just as it was taking off.  But I thought about how Ratzinger--the least liked Pope in my lifetime--was previously in charge of oversight on the sex scandals, how he is reported to have hoarded all such reports and perhaps put a muzzle on the issue.  Perhaps the evidence was inescapably pointing to him.   I don't know.  But I do think it is smart to "follow the money" in such announcements.  If church attendance is so poor (single digit percentages!!!), then it doesn't take an accountant to guesstimate the impact on the collection plate.  Follow where I'm going with this?  Perhaps the hierarchy has decided we need a new face, someone the people will trust and love and rally around.  Someone to get attendance up, causing more money to flow into the collection plate again.  I had heard the Church's faithful were steadily shrinking in numbers, that the Church was in financial trouble.  Makes you wonder if "poor health" was really why he's suddenly stepping down...
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: F(f)CUK on February 12, 2013, 08:51:38 AM
Just read that any male born and baptised Catholic could be the pope. You can refer to me as "his Holiness" from now on.
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: King_Crud on February 12, 2013, 09:36:51 AM
He wants to spend less time with the children
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: ..Kya.ffc.. on February 12, 2013, 01:26:03 PM
Quote from: Mr-ska on February 11, 2013, 03:30:12 PM
A highly unusual twist in the Papal saga, as a potential successor to Pope Benedict, Peter Odemwingie, has just arrived at the Vatican!

This made me laugh, very nicely made   064.gif
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Vinnieffc on February 12, 2013, 01:32:23 PM
I believe the resignation happened despite a vote of confidence from the Boss upstairs..  075.gif
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Post by: Bassey the warrior on February 12, 2013, 01:47:44 PM
One of his egg on face moments:
"the distribution of condoms...aggravates the problems [spread of aids]"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/pope-africa-condoms-aids (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/pope-africa-condoms-aids)
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: Logicalman on February 12, 2013, 04:23:59 PM
Perhaps this helps explain the reason a little ..


Pope Benedict has a pacemaker, the Vatican confirms (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21430737)



A day after Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation, the Vatican has acknowledged that the pontiff has had a pacemaker for years.

But Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi reiterated that he was not stepping down because of any specific illness.

His last public appearance will be his final mass in Saint Peter's Square on 27 February, Fr Lombardi said.

The pontiff would have no role in the running of the church after his resignation, he added.

The unexpected development - the first papal resignation in nearly 600 years - surprised governments, Vatican-watchers and even the Pope's closest aides.

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI in 2005 after John Paul II's death.

The BBC's David Willey in Rome says that in theory there has never been anything stopping Pope Benedict or any of his predecessors from stepping aside.



... cont (click heading at top).
Title: Re: Breaking news "The Pope resigns"
Post by: The Equalizer on February 12, 2013, 04:34:06 PM
I'd be inclined to quit too if I did a job where my boss never turned up.