Breaking news "The Pope resigns"

[VicHalomsLovechild]

   Will Hughes apply do you think ?

[AnotherVicHalomLoveChild]

"Hughes knows?"

[Lighthouse]

Has the Catholic Church the ambition anymore to match Hughes?

[mangoputney]

Arry the messiah Redknapp flattered to be linked with the vacancy

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[VicHalomsLovechild]

Has the Catholic Church the ambition anymore to match Hughes?

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[epsomraver]

When the smoke goes up the chimney is that 'Arry burning the brown envelopes?

[Riverside]

Harry will be favourite
Roy will get it ...

[OldBrownShoe]

I think you may be barking up the wrong chimney. Look out for the orange smoke  092.gif

[nickmuir]

Maybe Harry can join them when he *--* over qpr like most of the clubs he has been to

[Maidstone Al]

'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job

[Senior Supporter]

'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job

That will be the next stained glass window, I take it.

[Mr-ska]

A highly unusual twist in the Papal saga, as a potential successor to Pope Benedict, Peter Odemwingie, has just arrived at the Vatican!

[ron]

'Arry will be promised £50m to spend on some new bishops in the next window if he takes the job

He'll probably get the post of 'Archtwitchop' somewhere himself

[FFCAli]

A highly unusual twist in the Papal saga, as a potential successor to Pope Benedict, Peter Odemwingie, has just arrived at the Vatican!

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[Holders]

So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?

[alfie]

So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?

I think he resigned because he is now 85 and considers it too old.

[Riverside]

So why's he resigned, then? Are there revelations about to break?

I think he resigned because he is now 85 and considers it too old.

Probably setting a precedent for SAF . Or is 85 too soon ?

[FC Silver Fox]

In a shock announcement, Abramovich signs Pope Benedict as the new Chelsea manager.

"Divine intervention is the only thing that is going to save our season", said the Chelsea boss.

[Holders]

Apparently he's the first to resign for 600 years - all the others died of old age (or murdered, presumably). He shouldn't have taken the job if he had no intention of seeing it out.

[cusackdribble]

Ex-Benedict anyone?