🌞Summer Silly Season Transfer thread 2026

[Woolly Mammoth]

May I reassure everyone that my Crack Intelligence Unit have informed me that Fulham
are in the process of bringing in a profusion of players if negotiations are successful, and Ally Mac is working overtime to make things happen.
My only question is that as I have no idea who the new manager is going to be, if these players are signed will the new manager be happy with that as who ever it is may not like what he sees.
Which makes me suspect that Fulham are even closer than we think in bringing in a new manager.

And more dung beetles....

The Grand Dragon and Imperial Wizard of the North of the Equator Dung Beetles Association has informed me that they struck up a petition to have the Excrement end of the ground surrended by Barbed Wire, a 20 feet deep moat infested with angry Crocodiles.
Along with the Republican Guard posted every 3 feet behind an Electrified Fence carrying  1000 volts of electricity.
They are also reinforced by a minefield covering the circumference of the premises for 300 yards as the crow flies.
If these defences are breached, then a sloth of starving Grizzly Bears shall be waiting excitingly for any unsuspecting trespassers.
If anyone decides they can bypass the defences by parachuting 🪂 in from above will be met by a profusion of Barrage Balloons.

[Deeping_white]

https://twitter.com/mattemoretto/status/2066493632727724538

"It's very likely that Arnau Martínez will leave Girona this summer: several clubs are already interested in him, including Betis, Fulham, and PSV.

The Spanish footballer has a €8 million release clause."

[Deeping_white]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

[Neutral Zone Ultra]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

Must mean one of Kenny or Timothy is off then?

[Neutral Zone Ultra]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

The Croatians in the comments appear to be giving him a glowing review.

[hovewhite]

May I reassure everyone that my Crack Intelligence Unit have informed me that Fulham
are in the process of bringing in a profusion of players if negotiations are successful, and Ally Mac is working overtime to make things happen.
My only question is that as I have no idea who the new manager is going to be, if these players are signed will the new manager be happy with that as who ever it is may not like what he sees.
Which makes me suspect that Fulham are even closer than we think in bringing in a new manager.

And more dung beetles....

The Grand Dragon and Imperial Wizard of the North of the Equator Dung Beetles Association has informed me that they struck up a petition to have the Excrement end of the ground surrended by Barbed Wire, a 20 feet deep moat infested with angry Crocodiles.
Along with the Republican Guard posted every 3 feet behind an Electrified Fence carrying  1000 volts of electricity.
They are also reinforced by a minefield covering the circumference of the premises for 300 yards as the crow flies.
If these defences are breached, then a sloth of starving Grizzly Bears shall be waiting excitingly for any unsuspecting trespassers.
If anyone decides they can bypass the defences by parachuting 🪂 in from above will be met by a profusion of Barrage Balloons. Wolly that's great to know we can hold you responsible what's your youth policy

[jayffc]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

Must mean one of Kenny or Timothy is off then?

Timmy you'd think, he's had offers and been interested in leaving for a couple of windows now.

[jayffc]

https://twitter.com/mattemoretto/status/2066493632727724538

"It's very likely that Arnau Martínez will leave Girona this summer: several clubs are already interested in him, including Betis, Fulham, and PSV.

The Spanish footballer has a €8 million release clause."

Suprised those are the only clubs linked at this stage given the fee. He's been linked to some very big clubs before and still young

[Thailand Mick]

Apparently Man utd are looking at Sander Berge.

[Jim©]

Apparently Man utd are looking at Sander Berge.

Which is odd seeing as he gets panned by a lot of Fulham fans.
I see his value and class, there's no one better to be receiving a straight ball from Leno, facing his own goal under pressure. He rarely, rarely loses the ball in the middle.
If he could add a few goals (he's never scored more than 4 i think) and being better in the air (he's poor for his height) he'd be at a very different level.

[bencher]

Apparently Man utd are looking at Sander Berge.

Which is odd seeing as he gets panned by a lot of Fulham fans.
I see his value and class, there's no one better to be receiving a straight ball from Leno, facing his own goal under pressure. He rarely, rarely loses the ball in the middle.
If he could add a few goals (he's never scored more than 4 i think) and being better in the air (he's poor for his height) he'd be at a very different level.

He's not quite as consistent as you'd expect from a high quality DM. Lack of goals and aerial weakness are just who he is, but if he could be consistent he'd be good enough for a top 6 team (maybe not as a regular starter though).

[Fulham 1879]

Apparently Man utd are looking at Sander Berge.

If we could rob them of even £25m that would be great news. Man U replace Ugarte with a taller Ugarte! If he stays then it's hard to believe he can only pass sideways. Arbeloa likes vertical passing so would hopefully get more out of him.

[Deeping_white]

https://twitter.com/fulhamtransfer/status/2066839513268101141

UPDATE: Fulham have already seen a €5m bid turned down for the Croatian midfielder 🇭🇷 according to @GermanijakHR 🗞�
⚫⚪#FFC #Transfers #TransferNews

[I Ronic]

Do you think the cleaner has found Marco's wish list in his old desk?

[AnotherVicHalomLoveChild]

Do you think the cleaner has found Marco's wish list in his old desk?

Either that or possibly the cunning plan of Marcos agent to switch him to Benfica after he had switched Jose to Real Madrid
Following which Arbeloa to us
That must add up to some huge triple commission fee
  

[v]

Do you think the cleaner has found Marco's wish list in his old desk?

Yeah, heard Hilda found it in a biscuit tin with the Hobnobs 🍪🫖 ☕

[JimmyConway]

Not a Fulham related transfer but looks like Brighton are going fill the coffers up again selling Van Hecke to Spurs!
You have to tip your hat to them as they are light years ahead when it comes to making a profit on a player/s.

[Surlyc]

Not a Fulham related transfer but looks like Brighton are going fill the coffers up again selling Van Hecke to Spurs!
You have to tip your hat to them as they are light years ahead when it comes to making a profit on a player/s.

Brighton have achieved a fantastic result there on a player I would have been disappointed paying £20m for.

The good thing about other clubs buying based on data is you can flip to other clubs, despite the player being average to good, if you max out the right metrics. If you combine that with a 3+ year plan (e.g. signing players constantly as potential replacements) then you have the freedom to sell at the height of the market, something we are very poor at.

[JimmyConway]

If rumours are true we are possibly looking at potentially another addition at right back don't think Wan Bissaka would be the worst decision. Thought he was superb against Portugal for DR Congo and not many better one on one against a wide player. Strong aggressive delivers a decent cross. Has a couple of flaws but at our level don't they all.

[v]

If rumours are true we are possibly looking at potentially another addition at right back don't think Wan Bissaka would be the worst decision. Thought he was superb against Portugal for DR Congo and not many better one on one against a wide player. Strong aggressive delivers a decent cross. Has a couple of flaws but at our level don't they all.

Good call (should 1 of Timmy/Kenny leave)