Hammy End loos

[Woolly Mammoth]

Maybe we should do the same as the Atletico Madrid fans,
and throw toilet rolls onto the pitch pre kick off.
Only not in celebration but in protest. it looked very impressive.

Would be interesting getting bog rolls through the security checks. You could argue that the hammy end bogs don't have any decent wiping material though!

I once managed to get a roll of Lino
through security many years ago, but failed not
long after trying to gain access with a cheese roll.

My next attempt will be to try and get a roll in the hay through security.

Whether that is successful or not, my
Intention at a later date is to attempt to get a Steamer Roller through.

[Adelaide 20]

I heard plenty of complaints from AV fans (last Saturday) on the grim state of the loos in the Putney end. A bit rich if you have ever been to Aston in Birmingham. But says a lot about the decision making when you can construct a 21st century swimming pool on top of stand but leave the loos in a Victorian era age.

[FFC007]

The bogs aside from the riverside need a full refurb....

[Woolly Mammoth]

The bogs aside from the riverside need a full refurb....

With a Stick of Dynamite 🧨

[FFC007]

Who'd have a season ticket in the hammy end using these derogatory bogs!

You should all get compensation for the state of them!

[SP]

From the season ticket update:

Owing to the nature of our venue, there remain limitations for what can be achieved in some areas of the ground. However, the Club is actively exploring new initiatives surrounding food and drink offerings and service, as well as improvements to amenities where possible. The Club will share further details around these developments and commitment to any planned works in due course.

[FFC007]

From the season ticket update:

Owing to the nature of our venue, there remain limitations for what can be achieved in some areas of the ground. However, the Club is actively exploring new initiatives surrounding food and drink offerings and service, as well as improvements to amenities where possible. The Club will share further details around these developments and commitment to any planned works in due course.

In other words.... Pigs might fly!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Who'd have a season ticket in the hammy end using these derogatory bogs!

You should all get compensation for the state of them!

The club have promised to return my Lilo I left in the Pool at the Riverside Stand.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Who'd have a season ticket in the hammy end using these derogatory bogs!

Dung Beetles

[FFC007]

Who'd have a season ticket in the hammy end using these derogatory bogs!

Dung Beetles

And other forms of rodentia. 

[Woolly Mammoth]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

[FFC007]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

[Woolly Mammoth]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were taken on a barge down the Thames to a
Men's Outfitters.
Whereupon they were kitted out with Camouflage Uniforms, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

[alfie]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were all handed camouflage outfits, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

Going in there you might get the runs.

[FFC007]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were all handed camouflage outfits, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

Going in there you might get the runs.

And other infectious diseases.

I don't think I've ever seen a cleaner in those hammy bogs during match days. Compare that to the riverside ones which are usually sparkling clean, well maintained and have decent bog paper to use.

The only issue is the wayward queuing in the lobby which is like a maze to navigate.

[Woolly Mammoth]

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were all handed camouflage outfits, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were all handed camouflage outfits, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

Going in there you might get the runs.

And other infectious diseases.

I don't think I've ever seen a cleaner in those hammy bogs during match days. Compare that to the riverside ones which are usually sparkling clean, well maintained and have decent bog paper to use.

The only issue is the wayward queuing in the lobby which is like a maze to navigate.

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.

What happened to the dung beetles?

They were all handed camouflage outfits, and told you can hide, but you can't run.

Going in there you might get the runs.

And other infectious diseases.

I don't think I've ever seen a cleaner in those hammy bogs during match days. Compare that to the riverside ones which are usually sparkling clean, well maintained and have decent bog paper to use.

The only issue is the wayward queuing in the lobby which is like a maze to navigate.

There are no living cleaners left, they have all gone to the great Dung Heap in the Sky.
The only ex cleaner left in living memory, now has to live in a house made of Carbolic Soap under armed guard. Whereupon it is Located at Dung Hill where other brave souls are laid to rest.
Further more he is also condemned to suffering from Dysentery and Beriberi.
Due to the effects it had on his health and well being.
In the meantime he has spent his spare time breeding Ant Eaters and Sloths plus writing a book which is a best seller titled  " How to have a Dump at the Excrement End and Live to tell the Tale. "
On page one he advises to dump the Bog Rolls and use the Dead Sea Scrolls and other Parchments.
Although he did say in extreme cases to use a Wire Brush dipped in Paint Remover.
As a last resort a Flame Thrower is advised.
This cleaner is seriously considering attending night classes to enable him to go on a crash course to learn how to have a Dump standing up fully clothed at the Hammersmith End undetected, whilst standing on his seat.
There is also a similar course for non footballing clientele by doing similar whilst waiting at a bus stop, and there are advanced courses of the same whilst walking across a Zebra Crossing in Oxford Street, but only with the agreement of the Zebra.
The only other way round this is to bring your own Camel to Craven Cottage and then you can blame him for evacuating his bowels for any mess you may leave behind supplied by your own behind.
On match days he runs a consultancy he named Diahoreah  which is free of charge to all victims and casualties of these world famous bogs by welcoming you to his surgery providing you wear a suit of Armour and have had a Tetanus Injection within the last 6 months.

[Woolly Mammoth]

From the season ticket update:

Owing to the nature of our venue, there remain limitations for what can be achieved in some areas of the ground. However, the Club is actively exploring new initiatives surrounding food and drink offerings and service, as well as improvements to amenities where possible. The Club will share further details around these developments and commitment to any planned works in due course.

In "Due Course" I ask myself.
Where have I heard that phrase before.
In other words don't hold your breath, ( unless you're entering the Excrement End ).

[FFC007]

I look forward to the pics on social media later when all the bogs are blocked and overflowing 💩💩💩💩💩💩

[FFC007]

Maybe we should do the same as the Atletico Madrid fans,
and throw toilet rolls onto the pitch pre kick off.
Only not in celebration but in protest. it looked very impressive.

Would be interesting getting bog rolls through the security checks. You could argue that the hammy end bogs don't have any decent wiping material though!

I once managed to get a roll of Lino
through security many years ago, but failed not
long after trying to gain access with a cheese roll.

My next attempt will be to try and get a roll in the hay through security.

Whether that is successful or not, my
Intention at a later date is to attempt to get a Steamer Roller through.

Or a forklift?

[ron]

I heard plenty of complaints from AV fans (last Saturday) on the grim state of the loos in the Putney end. A bit rich if you have ever been to Aston in Birmingham. But says a lot about the decision making when you can construct a 21st century swimming pool on top of stand but leave the loos in a Victorian era age.

Quite agree with comparison of the hammy bogs with the state of the art swimming pool.....particularly when the cost of bog renewal looks modest compared with the players' weekly wage bill.
Clearly again a case of "Welcome moneyed tourists" versus "Regular supporters - know your place".